Aloha!

[The Devil]

How's Adolf doing down there, bud?

Also, soon enough you will learn the corrupt methods taken in action by the staff. That is when you join the revolution.

The staff are corrupt? Oh goody more souls!!

P.S. Adolf is fine, he is currently bunking up with Saddam Hussain.

[smittenkitten]

Welcome to Eoff! :mog: *karate chops*

[Dolentrean]

If you kill me I will never talk to you ever again!

Also I am pretty cool, I think that you, as The Devil, could learn a thing or two from my style.

[Zeldy]

Also, soon enough you will learn the corrupt methods taken in action by the staff. That is when you join the revolution.

xD

The staff are actually pretty neat. Hi~

[Hazzard]

Don't listen to Zeldy. She's been brainwashed...

[The Devil]

Don't listen to Zeldy. She's been brainwashed...

I say we drug her and do some rather inappropriate things...

[Hazzard]

Mr. Devil, lets not cross such delicate boundaries. The staff don't take kindly to those suggestive comments...I told you their corrupt.

[The Devil]

Mr. Devil, lets not cross such delicate boundaries. The staff don't take kindly to those suggestive comments...I told you their corrupt.

I would cry if my eyes weren't waterlogged.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hello, Lucifer. How's the knee?

Rather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.

I like you...you shall die last.

Glad to hear it. I hear that jackass Gabriel pulled a cheap shot on you. I never liked him. When he was waffling at the shepherds, I lobbed a stone at the back of his head. You'd think, being all holy and that, he'd take the higher path. But no. The sunnovabitch turned me into an immortal fox for 2317 years. It really sucks being chased for hours, then having your neck broken by some random dog, your blood smeared on some child's face, and then waking up and having to do the whole bloody thing all over again.

Hmm. In all honesty, I'd prefer to die the least. But still, if I must go, I'm gonna make you wait. You've still got another 309 years to go, chuck.

[Hazzard]

Mr. Devil, lets not cross such delicate boundaries. The staff don't take kindly to those suggestive comments...I told you their corrupt.

I would cry if my eyes weren't waterlogged.

Easy on, Devil. Don't cry me a river. (crappy pun intended)

[Goldenboko]

Just wondering but, what would happen if Holy Water splashed upon you?

[Quindiana Jones]

Holy Water isn't a member yet. If that did happen, however, the little bugger best wipe him off afterwards.

[Denmark]

How are things with Saddam and Chris?

[The Devil]

Hello, Lucifer. How's the knee?

Rather good after the whole heaven revolt thing actually.

I like you...you shall die last.

Glad to hear it. I hear that jackass Gabriel pulled a cheap shot on you. I never liked him. When he was waffling at the shepherds, I lobbed a stone at the back of his head. You'd think, being all holy and that, he'd take the higher path. But no. The sunnovabitch turned me into an immortal fox for 2317 years. It really sucks being chased for hours, then having your neck broken by some random dog, your blood smeared on some child's face, and then waking up and having to do the whole bloody thing all over again.

Hmm. In all honesty, I'd prefer to die the least. But still, if I must go, I'm gonna make you wait. You've still got another 309 years to go, chuck.

Well I always did like Gabriel's sense of how to cause suffering. Only if he swung the other way *sigh*

I cant wait for your departure, like a fine wine I'll savour it's rich flavour.

[cloud21zidane16]

Welcome to EoFF:evilking: