The Sin Theory of Evolution

[Avarice-ness]

What does my mortality have to do with this joke of a theory?

DO YOU NOT REALIZE WHO I AM ?!?!?!

A Being who thinks to highly of himself.

They took a theory with a lot of supporting evidence, (Evolution) and then tried to combine it with the teachings of an old book (The Bible) which really has no solid evidence to back it up outside of ones personal belief and Faith.

And now they are trying to combine the two?

Yeah, not going to work.

As a being who likes money more than Cracker likes himself.

Actually various "evidence" from the bible has come to happening. I don't know exactly but all I can remember is something about a salt pillar, in the bible and one that was found.

Oh come now! We both now that the Bible is AT LEAST as evil as I am! And yes, I think highly of myself! Evidently, so do you, foolish mortal!

You're potrayl of the devil isn't that great. The Devil was originally God's right hand angel until his fall, showing that he had some kind of inteligence of basic knowledge.

Good and Evil is a balance.
Neutral is the triangle at the central point of the balance keeping it perfect.
If good or evil is over weighed, morality becomes skewed by default.

While morality is at a balance things look like this.

Good = Happiness, Good things bring happiness to people who do good things, and/or practice a way of a good life.
Evil = Feelings of unhappiness, Evil things bring unhappiness, be it sadness, guilt, anger, pain, everything to people who do evil things, and/or practice a way of a bad life.

While morality is at your clearly "approven" "Devil is the ultimate creator" it looks like this:

Evil (overwighed) = Evil is happiness, Evil will bring you great things, Doing things deemed as evil will be a way of leading a good life.
Good (underweighed) = Feelings of unhapiness, Doing good things will bring you saddness, guild, anger, pain, everything that would come from doing something as simple as smiling.

Why do I say smiling, because it's been proven that the simple action of smiling actually deters the chemicals in your brain to cause you do be happy. And because it keeps everyone happy, the balance is -CLEARLY- still there.

Stupid devil, knowing stuff is for grown ups.