Roast beef or cheese steak sandwich?

[Tavrobel]

I don't see how there can be any debate about this. A true Philly cheesesteak is the best possible food in existence. Prove me wrong.

False statement.

True statement: You, sir, are better than a Philly cheesesteak. And there can be no debate about it.

--> Pat's, please.

what the hell is a cheese steak??

Okay, so you take a loaf of bread, slice it down the middle (optional slice in half), and fill it with shreds of beef, less than 1x1 square inch (if that). Apply cheese liberally, add onions or other toppings. Then consume. Then orgasm. That is how it works.