If I Had

[Chemical]

I just recently went sober so touche!
I've managed to foil your plans - once again... (?)

I've talked about this before with Dyslexicon,
probably design and have someone build my "dream" house,
pay off my parent's debt and set my grandma up with a nice retirement deal
continue my education without working
go on a nice vacation overseas
then
allow the remaining to collect interest

I doubt you'd have much, if any, left.

House - 250,000
Family Debts & Crap - 50,000
School - 8,000/year
Vacation - 2,000

Just because i'd have money doesn't mean I wouldn't be cheap.