I don't have a girl here, but even if I did, none of her DNA would be allowed to go into the baby. It must be an exact replica of me, and it shall be called Lord Psychotic II. The Psychotic Dynasty will endure at EoFF for many centuries to come, and as the glorious patriarch I'll be revered as a great EoFF hero and statesman.

so...

uh...

any ladies want to have some intercourse?