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    Who here has shoplifted? I done it a few times.
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    (。◕‿‿◕。) Recognized Member Jojee's Avatar
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    I haven't :o What'd you shoplift?


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    That kind of thing is way, way beneath me.

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    Just a sweet.
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    It's easier to mug somebody who has already bought the desired item.

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    once.. when i was 8.

    I never did it again. I always felt guilty about it.

    I have always had money to buy things small enough to shoplift. There was no reason, nor drive to do it.


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    My friends ended up shoplifting around 50 CDs over a range of around 2 months and finally got caught for it, despite me telling them 'you're going to get caught' and their 'no we're not' replies. I was rather smug around them for a couple of weeks afterwards.

    Have I ever shoplifted? No.

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    Nope, never have and never will. Too moralistic for such things.

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    Never! Except once when I was 4 and took a toy from the toy store. In my defence I thought the mall was one big store.

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    Its better when you steal panties that were owned by a person and not a store :|



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    Only when I was young. I've since outgrown such things, of course.

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    A few times when i was younger than 10 or so. It was a few packs of those pog caps.
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    Once, I had made some purchases at work, when I got home I noticed one was missing so the next day I told the person who rang me out I didn't get it so I grabbed another. On the way home that day after work I discovered I did in fact get the item, it just fell out of my bag and went under my seat. Oh well I inadvertently stole a $1.83 thing of prunes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roto13 View Post
    That kind of thing is way, way beneath me.
    Anon say I. Photobucket

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    I shoplifted a Blues Clues sticker in October of last year xD
    I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TO BUY THE WHOLE THING! So I peeled one and ran for it.

    Happy Birthday to Me

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