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  1. 03-05-2008, 06:36 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by feel the illinoise! View Post
    don't worry Stu I'll make you an honorary member of the Elizabeth club.
    Hoshi- SWEET DEAL!!
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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    The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.

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    Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

    This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    who's ashley?

    Real Name:
    A. Knight

    is it you? (btw i would kill to have that as a name xD)
    Yeah

    I'm A. Knight
    Ashley Knight

    Also:

    Ashley is originally a boys name coming from England which means
    "A lone ash tree stranding in a field"
    Ashley itself is a masculine spelling and form of the name, Ashleigh is the feminin version... but these gender barriers have long been erroded by the fashionable use of Ashley for girls starting in the 1980's.

    Boldly go.
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    I bet this is a really exclusive club.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
    Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

    This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.
    Is that why you're always trying to stuff American 1$ bills down my thong string?

    Boldly go.
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  7. 03-05-2008, 06:55 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.
    START JESSICA CLUB NOW

    This ought to be super-fun XD
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  8. 03-05-2008, 06:59 PM #23
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    omg.. ^__^''

    whos jessica?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    The Ashley family and the Jessica family will face off in a death match.
    We will win!
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  10. 03-05-2008, 07:05 PM #25
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    *joins both the Jessica and Ashley family, then stays in the shadows, so nobody will suspect him*


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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    *joins both the Jessica and Ashley family, then stays in the shadows, so nobody will suspect him*

    Yeah right, Dennis.
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    I know an Ashley, does that count?
    This space intentionally left blank.
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    Scandalous!
    hidely-ho
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chemical View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Pureghetto View Post
    Not an EoFF member but the last stripper I paid services for was also called Ashley.

    This occurred some months before I met the OP Ashley.
    Is that why you're always trying to stuff American 1$ bills down my thong string?
    That and throw ice cubes down your bra. But seriously I could do that backwards, blind folded, and asian.

    <3
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  15. 03-05-2008, 07:33 PM #30
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    I would attempt to start my own club, but I'm not popular so no one would join.
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