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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyk View Post
    My taste buds don't give me orgasms. Of course.. Neither did the <s>manne</s>Quin I dated. So who knows?
    You seemed to enjoy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rantzien View Post
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    Wouldn't know.
    You've never eaten food?
    I was actually somewhat worried that nobody would take that bait. Thank you, sir.

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    food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
    food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
    What are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.

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    food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
    What are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.
    thats because men never do get called whores.
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    This is why we are win

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    unfortuneatly yes. But yea, food is awesome
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    My mom baked stu and me a cake in honor of spring break today and she tried to make us wait until it was cool to frost and eat it. I suggested she lightly frost it when it was fresh out of the oven, regardless of whether it would fall apart.

    And you know what? That was the best freaking cake I have had in my life.

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    That's like comparing apples and a dry hump.
    Impossible.

    Boldly go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xander View Post
    Food AFTER sex is better than both
    Food during sex is best, though :mog:


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Xander View Post
    Food AFTER sex is better than both
    Food during sex is best, though :mog:
    Wrong. Having sex with your food is the best. Ahoy there my fellow cannibals.

    Also, no. Never.

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    Hey, food during sex can imply having sex with your food


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    I've never had sex, so I can't say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agrias View Post
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    food you can get at any time without being called a whore. Sex...not so much.
    What are you talking about, I've never been called a whore.
    thats because men never do get called whores.
    I get called a man whore. :o

    Food is pretty good. Sex while eating food is even better!
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
    I've never had sex, so I can't say.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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