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    Thunder thief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shauna View Post
    Get a sex changing machine.
    Oh man, whoever told him about Sex changing machines is a big douche.

    I've had my sex changing machine for years now and change back and forth each weekend. My name is Tasha on the streets and I'm rated the best in the whole of England but now someone else knows. I'll have more competition now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Theirs one in Boots I believe, you have to work in boots to get access to it though.
    Where is Boots and is it a store or something

    Quote Originally Posted by Bert View Post
    get booobies!
    How do I get boobies? They can;t just magically appear on my chest by saying "I wish I had Boobs."

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    Well, boots is a store in the UK. I think it's called something else in the USA so I'll get back to you on that. If you ask in the store about a sex changing machine they'll know what your talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    surgery.
    How do they do the surgery from male to female and what doctor do I ask and what hospital ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    Well, boots is a store in the UK. I think it's called something else in the USA so I'll get back to you on that. If you ask in the store about a sex changing machine they'll know what your talking about.
    what is it called in the usa and is it in Ohio?

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    A sex changing machine doesn't exist. The only way you can change your sex is through surgery.

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    Boots is usually found in Target, CVS/Pharmacy and Shoppers Drug Mart across North America. It is still called Boots.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raebus View Post
    A sex changing machine doesn't exist. The only way you can change your sex is through surgery.
    Accompanied by hormone replacement.

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    I could be wrong, but I think he really is having gender identity problems and just didn't realize that EoEO was the place to discuss it without being ridiculed like he is now. And the sad part is, he's taking most of the jokes seriously because he asked a serious question and expected serious answers.

    Before you do anything, Lionheart, you want to be absolutely certain that this is what you want. Because this is expensive and irreversible. And most insurance won't cover cosmetic surgery. Sex change is considered cosmetic because it's unnecessary. There are cosmetic surgery clinics around, but I suggest you discuss it with people who care about you first. You know. Just to realize if this is what you really want. Once you are certain that this is what you want and realize that there's no going back, go to a cosmetic surgery clinic and discuss it with them. They'll tell you everything that you need to know, in a medical sense, before undergoing such surgery. After that, you just need the money, time, and willingness go undergo surgery to have what you want. And it's going to take a lot of all three of those. I don't know how much money you have, but most people can't afford such a surgery, so you might want to start saving for it. Hope this helped.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lionheart8 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeldy View Post
    surgery.
    How do they do the surgery from male to female and what doctor do I ask and what hospital ?
    Well, you have parts that we don't, you see.. I don't really know HOW but they change one thing into another, if you get me? Well, I do know, but I wouldn't know how to describe it. I don't know what hospital but if you ask your doctor then they'll tell you.

    Lionheart, you should have made this in EoEo really and should speak about this with your parents instead of us.

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    I really don't know how serious about this you are if you're suggesting something as impossible as a sex-changing machine, seeing that such a thing does not exist. The fact that you're posting so many threads about this also suggests that you are either not serious about this, or you are not mature enough to make such a life-changing decision.

    This is ridiculous-- see what you're doing to me? This is almost forcing me to be serious in a non-EoEO thread.

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    Cut off your peep with a pair of scissors.

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    Go see your regular doctor and talk to him/her about your feelings, how you want to be a girl, etc. They will know where to refer you to pursue this course of action.

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    That's less interesting than cutting off your peep.

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    Watch a day long marathon of Gilmore Girls.
    It worked for me.
    I now wear curls
    and sit down to pee.

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