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    Default The Lurkers did it

    It's true, whenever there is a problem here at eyesonff, or the site goes down for a bit, I always blame the lurkers. I mean, it's obviously their fault.

    Do you ever blame things on people that obviously have nothing to do with it?

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    People's moms probably get a lot of heat for things they never did.

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    Short people are the reason I can't succeed in life.

    NOTE: Short=under 6' tall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Araciel View Post
    Short people are the reason I can't succeed in life.

    NOTE: Short=under 6' tall.
    in that case, you're welcome for your failures

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    I blame men!


    Wat
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    wtf
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    I blame men!
    I said people that obviously had nothing to do with it

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    I never have anything to do with anything!


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    Damnit bro i'm gonna kick your ass! You said that cause i'm under 6'

    People that are bro's size (Ara's size) are the reason for my failure.
    ~*Fizzgig*~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    I blame men!
    I blame anyone due to not having a predisposition towards irrational sexism!

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    The fault always lies in the inanimate object.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    I blame men!
    me too!
    on a completly different topic
    why has the forums turned turtle tastic????????

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    GO! use leech seed! qwertysaur's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Garnie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    I blame men!
    me too!
    on a completly different topic
    why has the forums turned turtle tastic????????
    Click

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    Whenever the site goes down I always blame BoB.
    Figaro Castle

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    I blame o_O.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    If something is unexplainable, a wizard did it.

    If I'm just looking for someone to blame, it's BoB's fault :P
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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