Weird brain

[Dynast-Kid]

I spontaneously sat down next to an old foreign looking man on the bus today, despite there being empty seats elsewhere. I spent the whole trip thinking about how he must be absolutely thrilled that I sat down with him because he's so old and lonely and noone wants to go near him. I also prepared a reply for the event that he praised me for this entirely altruistic act of charity.

So what happened!?

He walked out on me Another promising relationship in shatters.

Aww! What an old jerk!

I'd never walk out on you, Rantz. Except to shower. Though I wouldn't complain if you popped in too.

Vids or GTFO.