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    Grin Hair Materia

    Once upon a time when we played Final Fantasy 7, my brother would style his hair like Cloud's hair, give or take. One of our recurring jokes was that Cloud's hair stood up like it was gelled because of Hair Materia (Cloud doesn't wear gel, apparently, as Final Fantasy: Advent Children shows). It makes sense because there's no way I could get hair like that.

    Anyway, if you could invent or use a type of materia that's not found in the game, what would it be, and what would you use it for?

    I would totally take the Hair Materia idea. I wouldn't have to style my hair again and I could probably use it to augment my hair whenever necessary.

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    Uber-Health Materia to protect me from viruses, seizures, heart attacks, aneurisms, BONITIS, HOMERSIPHILUS-ITIS-OTIS, backgammon, and diarrhea. I have seizures and have to take meds e. day. I've already told everyone I know that I'd rather wear something than have to remember to take my meds.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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    For me it would probably be Beauty Materia! So I wouldn't need to put make up on everyday and not scare little kids. ^__^

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    teleportation materia would be nice..


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    pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women
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    Quote Originally Posted by thegirth View Post
    pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women
    I'm sure every straight man would want that.

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    [strike]potency materia[/strike]

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    Quote Originally Posted by smittenkitten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thegirth View Post
    pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women
    I'm sure every straight man would want that.
    except the ones that dont need it..

    not that thats me though


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    Able-to-get-anything-I-want Materia. Either that or ChuckNorris Materia. Nuff said.
    warning: i am NOT funny.

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    ChuckNorris materia would start in master
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    A transform materia that gave me options other than being a Frog or being Mini would be nice. I'm sure I could find many uses for that. Or perhaps water materia that would allow you to conjure up a glass of water at will? At advanced levels it might allow you to conjure up an umbrella to save you from the rain. That'd be handy.
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    Screw Chuck Norris Materia. He sucks.

    And not the person who got filtered in, he kinda rocks.

    Raoul Duke Materia for me please.

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    Advanced transform materia, Gil-up materia, if that doesn't exist :p.

    People who know me should be able to guess what I'd use the Advanced Transform for :p.
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    Physics Materia. I instantly have a full knowledge of physics up to whatever level I have it levelled up to.

    Hell, I'll take a calculus materia as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by smittenkitten View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by thegirth View Post
    pheromone materia, to make me irresistible to women
    I'm sure every straight man would want that.
    except the ones that dont need it..

    not that thats me though
    That's me. Not that I'm irresistible, I just don't need to be. But pheromone materia would be useful to anyone who really wanted to get away with stuff.

    I came with a new one. I'd still need my Uber-Health Materia, but I think See-Through Materia would be cool too. It serves multiple functions starting with stealth. You'd also be able to see through clothes, skin-tissue, and solid objects. This way, you could scope out a bank for a heist or just be a freakin' pervert.
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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