¤ Why does sour cream have an expiration date? What's it going to do? Get fresh?

¤ If a cannibal is eating a clown, does it taste funny?

¤ If you drag a zebra across a price scanner, what happens?

¤ Why does a baseball manager wear a uniform? What's the chance he's going to get in the game?

¤ Why do we never use the word, "cranny" all by itself? We always have to use the word, "nook" with it."

¤ If you're making sponge cake and you spill the batter, does it wipe itself up?

¤ Is it dangerous for a person with a glass eye to attend the opera?

¤ If a person with bad eyesight is watching the TV show, 20/20, what happens?

¤ If a moose sees another moose, does he think, "Look at the rack on that"?

¤ Can stupid people become dumbfounded?

¤ If a person has phone sex with men and women, are they bilingual?

¤ If you get mono twice, do they call it stereo?

¤ If a Cyclops goes to Lenscrafters, does he get glasses in half an hour?

¤ When plumbers sleep, do they have pipe dreams?

¤ Why is it when sheep get wet, they don't shrink?

¤ If a woman is very cranky very early in the morning, does she have AMS?

¤ Why is there still milk in a can of evaporated milk?

¤ Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

¤ If you make a cow laugh, does milk come out of its nose?

¤ Is it possible to fly Virgin Airlines more than once?

¤ If Teflon doesn't stick to anything, how does it stick to the pan? If Super Glue sticks to everything, how does it come out of the tube? But what I really want to know is, if you put Super Glue on Teflon, who wins?