Once upon a time, there was a little aZn named peegies who lived alone in a house in the big wood. One day, a woodchopper named F. Mullet was strolling along the countryside and noticed a tree that needed chopping outside of peegies house.
He revved his hatchet and posed to strike! And then peegies screamed and ran outside to save his favorite beech tree.
"NO, you can't cut my tree!" he cried, and then he stopped dead staring at the supple arms, tawny legs, and rippling hair of F. Mullet. He fainted dead away.
Some time later, he awoken inside his house, laying on the kitchen table (which was also the dining room table and the living room table, not to mention his bedside table). f. Mullet was sitting on the bed looking at him.
"Whoa, what happened to me?"
"You fainted. I get that kind of reaction all the time! Two years ago, a wicked witch-man named Aerith'sK bewitched me for stealing all of his favorite ladies, and now I can only attract men.It's a horrible existence." F. Mullet began to weep and put his head in his hands.
"Well, you know, I could cross dress if it would make it any better for you, " Peegies offered hesitantly.
"Oh that would be wonderful!" and F. Mullet looked up and looked Peegies straight in the eyes and fell in love.
And then they lived happily ever after!
Reply With Quote
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Wat
is
going
on
wtf
rawr
