More EoFF Madlibs

[The Unknown Guru]

Here's mine, slightly edited for grammatic accuracy:

Rye woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for a 12-year-old girl's panties, which was rumored to be located at the old geezer's house. Lucky for Rye, they had recruited the help of Flying Mullet and sephirothishere as they both had experience breathing. Rye grabbed their trusty n00b then tossed Flying Mullet a gigantic wooden stake and sephirothishere a leper.

Our chunky group of adventurers set off for the old geezer's house with a rousing cry of "It burns when I pee!" On the way Flying Mullet fell, injuring their third chin. sephirothishere told Flying Mullet they should ride on the feral cat that they brought to carry their supplies, but Flying Mullet ate too much escargo before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Rye and sephirothishere left Flying Mullet with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Dora the Explorer while they waited at a rat hole.

After a long trek, Rye and sephirothishere finally arrived at the old geezer's house, which is located in Lower Asscrackylvania. Upon entering the old geezer's house, Rye and sephirothishere found themselves in the Honey Bucket, where The Unknown Guru, master of all forum denizens was eating a really, really, really, really, REALLY ugly Fudgesicle. Rye asked The Unknown Guru, master of all forum denizens where they could find the 12-year-old girl's panties. The Unknown Guru, master of all forum denizens took a drink of their glycerin, exposed himself, and pointed to the left. So Rye and sephirothishere continued into the next room, where they found Ouch! and their pet magic dragon guarding the 12-year-old girl's panties with a penguin. Rye lept into action at once, crying out "I DO THE HAMMERLOCK!" and swinging their n00b at Ouch!'s third chin. And that's when Rye awoke. Did they win? Did Flying Mullet ever make it back home? Does The Unknown Guru, master of all forum denizens's mother know they exposed himself? Now no one will ever know...

Damn, I got hosed.

[KentaRawr!]

I had a funny idea to add on to the story by putting in ridiculously huge answers. This is my new rude action:

and farted. He then proceeded to state his dissatisfaction towards the first member being such a sleeze-ball. However, he said with a grin, "I envy your journey, and perhaps feel obliged to be a boss. However, I will lead you to the Grandleon." With that, he led you deeper into the pits of McDonalds. There were countless ways to go, seemingly a maze. However, as JKTrix passed each false way, he seemed to see common things. He believed Kentarou had not found the quickest way through, and found this flawed way in through massive trial and error. This thought of his was suddenly interrupted, when they came to one last way. Kentarou paused for a moment,

... and pointed left.

But this was thwarted, because my Mother might not know I and farted. He then proceeded ...

D:

[Vermachtnis]

I took a stab at it.

GB woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Golden Hammer, which was rumored to be located at Cow Farm. Lucky for GB, they had recruited the help of Momoji and Jessweeee as they both had experience sleeping. GB grabbed their trusty bed then tossed Momoji a laptop and Jessweeee a playstation.

Our Blue group of adventurers set off for Cow Farm with a rousing cry of "Cheese it!!" On the way Momoji fell, injuring their Nose. Jessweeee told Momoji they should ride on the Cat that they brought to carry their supplies, but Momoji ate too much Shrimp before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So GB and Jessweeee left Momoji with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Friends while they waited at The Mall

After a long trek, GB and Jessweeee finally arrived at Cow Farm, which is located in Australia. Upon entering Cow Farm, GB and Jessweeee found themselves in the Kitchen, where Omni was eating a Hot Steak. GB asked Omni where they could find the Golden Hammer. Omni took a drink of their Dr Pepper, Died and pointed to the left. So GB and Jessweeee continued into the next room, where they found Rubah and their pet Moose guarding the Golden Hammer with a phone. GB lept into action at once, crying out "Objection!!" and swinging their bed at Rubah's Nose. And that's when GB awoke. Did they win? Did Momoji ever make it back home? Does Omni's mother know they Died? Now no one will ever know...

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

EoFF Madlib Madness

rubah woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Kusanagi, which was rumored to be located at Mars. Lucky for rubah, they had recruited the help of Faris and Aerith\'s Knight as they both had experience playing video games. rubah grabbed their trusty magazine then tossed Faris a tree and Aerith\'s Knight a flower.

Our hot group of adventurers set off for Mars with a rousing cry of "GTFO!!" On the way Faris fell, injuring their genitalia. Aerith\'s Knight told Faris they should ride on the cheetah that they brought to carry their supplies, but Faris ate too much chicken before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So rubah and Aerith\'s Knight left Faris with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Supernatural while they waited at Hell

After a long trek, rubah and Aerith\'s Knight finally arrived at Mars, which is located in Easter Island. Upon entering Mars, rubah and Aerith\'s Knight found themselves in the bedroom, where Rye was eating a cold ketchup. rubah asked Rye where they could find the Kusanagi. Rye took a drink of their pepsi, Fingered and pointed to the left. So rubah and Aerith\'s Knight continued into the next room, where they found Jojo and their pet dolphin guarding the Kusanagi with a fire. rubah lept into action at once, crying out "Take care all!" and swinging their magazine at Jojo's genitalia. And that's when rubah awoke. Did they win? Did Faris ever make it back home? Does Rye's mother know they Fingered? Now no one will ever know...

[Aerith's Knight]

this is starting to become more like p0rn xD

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

By "Fingered" I meant giving the middle finger but it sounds horribly sexual. x-x;

[Aerith's Knight]

thats called flipping a finger xD

[leader of mortals]

The best thing is they were in a bedroom

[DK]

Shiny woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for Pork Sword, which was rumored to be located at Azerbaijan. Lucky for Shiny, they had recruited the help of I Took the Red Pill and Azar as they both had experience fapping. Shiny grabbed their trusty orange then tossed I Took the Red Pill a livejournal and Azar a scrotum.

Our cute group of adventurers set off for Azerbaijan with a rousing cry of "Who the hell do you think I am?!" On the way I Took the Red Pill fell, injuring their kneecap. Azar told I Took the Red Pill they should ride on the cat that they brought to carry their supplies, but I Took the Red Pill ate too much Hsu before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Shiny and Azar left I Took the Red Pill with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Fresh Prince of Bel Air while they waited at Shlupquack's Underpants

After a long trek, Shiny and Azar finally arrived at Azerbaijan, which is located in Athens. Upon entering Azerbaijan, Shiny and Azar found themselves in the basement, where DK was eating a big Sushi. Shiny asked DK where they could find the Pork Sword. DK took a drink of their Jim Beam, fingered and pointed to the left. So Shiny and Azar continued into the next room, where they found Miriel and their pet otter guarding the Pork Sword with a spoon. Shiny lept into action at once, crying out "BOOMshakalaka!" and swinging their orange at Miriel's kneecap. And that's when Shiny awoke. Did they win? Did I Took the Red Pill ever make it back home? Does DK's mother know they fingered? Now no one will ever know...

I left the grammar in 'cause I like it better that way. Now to read everyone elses :}

[Jessweeee♪]

Death by Moogles woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. He was searching for Holy materia, which was rumored to be located at the gas station. Lucky for Death by Moogles, he had recruited the help of Leen-Leen and Dynast-Kid as they both had experience sewing. Death by Moogles grabbed his trusty Power Ranger action figure then tossed Leen-Leen an orange and Dynast-Kid a pen.

Our blue group of adventurers set off for the gas station with a rousing cry of "Basch Lives!" On the way Leen-Leen fell, injuring her nose. Dynast-Kid told Leen-Leen she should ride on the kitty that they brought to carry their supplies, but Leen-Leen ate too many cookies before they left and was afraid she would get sick. So Death by Moogles and Dynast-Kid left Leen-Leen with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so she could watch Scrubs while they waited at the bay.

After a long trek, Death by Moogles and Dynast-Kid finally arrived at the gas station, which is located in Oklahoma. Upon entering the gas station, Death by Moogles and Dynast-Kid found themselves in the laundry room, where Jessweeee♪ was eating a smelly taquito. Death by Moogles asked Jessweeee♪ where they could find the Holy materia. Jessweeee♪ took a drink of her Dr. Pepper, pooed and pointed to the left. So Death by Moogles and Dynast-Kid continued into the next room, where they found Goldenboko and his pet squirell guarding the Holy materia with a table. Death by Moogles lept into action at once, crying out "By YOUR powers combined, I am Captain Planet!" and swinging his Power Ranger action figure at Goldenboko's arm. And that's when Death by Moogles awoke. Did they win? Did Leen-Leen ever make it back home? Does Jessweeee♪'s mother know she pooed? Now no one will ever know...

[Heath]

GoldenBoko woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for the Ark of the Covenant, which was rumored to be located at Westminster Palace. Lucky for GoldenBoko, they had recruited the help of Citizen Bleys and Wyllius as they both had experience fishing. GoldenBoko grabbed their trusty Ford Anglia then tossed Citizen Bleys a TV Remote and Wyllius The Fugitive on DVD.

Our bulging group of adventurers set off for Westminster Palace with a rousing cry of "Don't mention the war!" On the way Citizen Bleys fell, injuring their ankle. Wyllius told Citizen Bleys they should ride on the barracuda that they brought to carry their supplies, but Citizen Bleys ate too much lasanga before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So GoldenBoko and Wyllius left Citizen Bleys with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Heil Honey, I'm Home while they waited at Area 51

After a long trek, GoldenBoko and Wyllius finally arrived at Westminster Palace, which is located in New Jersey. Upon entering Westminster Palace, GoldenBoko and Wyllius found themselves in the bedroom, where Del Snizz was eating a furious Prawn cocktail. GoldenBoko asked Del Snizz where they could find the Ark of the Covenant. Del Snizz took a drink of their Apple schnapps, squirmed and pointed to the left. So GoldenBoko and Wyllius continued into the next room, where they found Kishi and their pet Kangaroo guarding the Ark of the Covenant with a worn handkerchief . GoldenBoko lept into action at once, crying out "The princess is in another castle!" and swinging their Ford Anglia at Kishi's thumb. And that's when GoldenBoko awoke. Did they win? Did Citizen Bleys ever make it back home? Does Del Snizz's mother know they Squirmed? Now no one will ever know...

Tidied it up a bit. I want to hire everyone mentioned in this story (as well as anyone that could double up as any of the items and/or locations) to make it into the best low budget film ever.

[demondude]

Haha this is awesome. xD

EoFF Madlib Madness

Rye woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for frilly pants, which was rumored to be located at EOFF secret house. Lucky for Rye, they had recruited the help of Flying Mullet and Leader of Mortals as they both had experience Playing games. Rye grabbed their trusty Geeky sword then tossed Flying Mullet a Porn magazine and Leader of Mortals a Cowboy hat.
Our Huge group of adventurers set off for EOFF secret house with a rousing cry of "Woozle wazzle!" On the way Flying Mullet fell, injuring their Foot. Leader of Mortals told Flying Mullet they should ride on the Panda that they brought to carry their supplies, but Flying Mullet ate too much Chocolate before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Rye and Leader of Mortals left Flying Mullet with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch The simpsons while they waited at School
After a long trek, Rye and Leader of Mortals finally arrived at EOFF secret house, which is located in Berlin . Upon entering EOFF secret house, Rye and Leader of Mortals found themselves in the Bathroom, where Demon Dude was eating a Hairy Cheese. Rye asked Demon Dude where they could find the frilly pants. Demon Dude took a drink of their Soda, Licked and pointed to the left. So Rye and Leader of Mortals continued into the next room, where they found Roto13 and their pet Cat guarding the frilly pants with a Computer. Rye lept into action at once, crying out "I am your father!" and swinging their Geeky sword at Roto13's Breasts. And that's when Rye awoke. Did they win? Did Flying Mullet ever make it back home? Does Demon Dude's mother know they Licked? Now no one will ever know...


I love it when rye chops Roto13's breasts off.

[Heath]

Dr. Bleys woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for your mother, which was rumored to be located at town hall. Lucky for Dr. Bleys, they had recruited the help of Bleys and The Rt. Hon. Bleys as they both had experience scriptin\'. Dr. Bleys grabbed their trusty spork then tossed Bleys a trout and The Rt. Hon. Bleys a Ninja Gaiden.

Our squishy group of adventurers set off for town hall with a rousing cry of "Welcome to the BBC News at 10. I\'m Anna Ford.!" On the way Bleys fell, injuring their belly button. The Rt. Hon. Bleys told Bleys they should ride on the Squirrel that they brought to carry their supplies, but Bleys ate too much crumpet before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So Dr. Bleys and The Rt. Hon. Bleys left Bleys with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Cheers while they waited at Aquarium

After a long trek, Dr. Bleys and The Rt. Hon. Bleys finally arrived at town hall, which is located in France. Upon entering town hall, Dr. Bleys and The Rt. Hon. Bleys found themselves in the kitchen, where Citizen Bleys was eating a smelly risotto. Dr. Bleys asked Citizen Bleys where they could find the your mother. Citizen Bleys took a drink of their bloody mary, voted and pointed to the left. So Dr. Bleys and The Rt. Hon. Bleys continued into the next room, where they found Judge Bleys and their pet Sloth guarding the your mother with a cannon ball. Dr. Bleys lept into action at once, crying out "THEY THINK IT\'S ALL OVER. IT IS NOW!" and swinging their spork at Judge Bleys's eyelash. And that's when Dr. Bleys awoke. Did they win? Did Bleys ever make it back home? Does Citizen Bleys's mother know they voted? Now no one will ever know...

It was my duty to PG to post this. Also I was bribed with moon cake.

[rubah]

I would like to congratulate Gobo seven times for making it with the likes of Del Snizz.

[Loony BoB]

It sort-of worked...

BoB woke up with a start, sweating from a crazy dream. They were searching for BoB's Wood, which was rumored to be located at BoB's flat. Lucky for BoB, they had recruited the help of smitten and Jess as they both had experience getting hot'n'heavy in bed. BoB grabbed their trusty sharp-edged piece of paper then tossed smitten a pipe and Jess a dildo.

Our erotic group of adventurers set off for BoB's flat with a rousing cry of "I'm more than OK! I'm Batma... Wait, that's wrong..!" On the way smitten fell, injuring their special place. Jess told smitten they should ride on the jaguar that they brought to carry their supplies, but smitten ate too much salt before they left and was afraid they would get sick. So BoB and Jess left smitten with a TV(Hey, this is a dream, remember?) so they could watch Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight while they waited at the local stinky back alley

After a long trek, BoB and Jess finally arrived at BoB's flat, which is located in Sunderland. Upon entering BoB's flat, BoB and Jess found themselves in the kitchen, where DK was eating a gay Kiwi Burger. BoB asked DK where they could find the BoB's Wood. DK took a drink of their pint of whiskey, arse scratched and pointed to the left. So BoB and Jess continued into the next room, where they found Cid and their pet moose guarding the BoB's Wood with a duck. BoB lept into action at once, crying out "It's on like Donkey Kong!!" and swinging their sharp-edged piece of paper at Cid's left eyebrow. And that's when BoB awoke. Did they win? Did smitten ever make it back home? Does DK's mother know they arse scratched? Now no one will ever know...