Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou View Post
Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
Eagles and condors soar high up in the air. Eagles and condors have wings. Ostriches and emus have wings. Thus ostriches and emus soar high up in the air.
But Ostriches and Emus are too heavy for those wings to carry them. :( They're fat!
Airplanes weigh more. Ergo ostriches can fly. Penguins too.