Who Still Pays for Gas?

[Mongotha]

i could buy my own helicopter for a couple hundred bucks and im wondering what the upkeep on that would compare with my car. (yes i could, i could buy my own goddamn tank!!!! 300$) helicopter would be faster i know a good landing spot right next to my employer it would be quicker. i dont have to deal with traffic or cops. and who the smurfs going to steal a helicopter???

Where on earth do you get a helicopter for $300?