Don't eat above your keyboard

[Rye]

I dare not even guess what food is in there. Probably Cheez-its and candy canes. Those are two big culprits.

[Cz]

I'm not popping the keys off my keyboard after what happened last time. Besides, what I don't know can't hurt me, so I'll continue eating at my computer until it becomes an ant colony.

[Madame Adequate]

I have done this and it was truly grim down in there.

[Jess]

I think my laptop keyboard is okay. I try not to eat over it so it doesn't get full of crumbs and stuff.

[Jessweeee♪]

I don't wanna pop off my laptop keys...but the school's keyboards are scary :S

[Zeldy]

I can only imagine what is festering in my keyboard, eww xD It's covered in dust too.

[Randgris]

My keyboard is dusty. I don't wanna open it. But I dust it, when i feel like cleaning (which commonly takes about 6 or so months). They used the brush I use to marinate BBQ

[escobert]

I need a new keyboard, I've ate far too much over this one

[ReloadPsi]

I tried to clean out my laptop's keyboard once, and ended up ruining the arrow keys. Do you have any idea how much of a pain in the ass it is when the left and right arrows randomly get stuck?

[Psychotic]

I don't think the area beneath my keyboard will ever be anything but light brown.

[Lawr]

Who knows what kind of radioactivity is festering within my keyboard. I turned it upside down and smacked it once. Never again.

[scrumpleberry]

This is a concept which scares me. It's dusty more than anything, though.

[Kes]

I did that last summer. It was narsty. I made sure to buy something that goes over the keyboard of my laptop to prevent any crumbs and junk from getting in. Also, I can doodle on it. ^_^

[Jings]

What was once jam from a particularly hasty eaten donut has become something entirely more sinister. It has rendered the 'Ctrl' 'Shift' and '\' keys unusable and I fear to press them in the event that I anger it.

[Shoeberto]

There was an article recently published that presented research stating that the average office toilet seat contains less germs and bacteria than the average office keyboard.

I don't eat directly over my keyboard, so I should be good. I wipe my hands off before using it, too. Mostly it's just hair and dead skin that falls into mine.