Why thank you for the beer and condoms!

[Breine]

Tomorrow is my last day at my teaching job, and so today all the people who are not going to work there anymore (which is like 4 peepz) got some presents from the rest of the staff (along with some neat drawings from the kids). I got two bottles of some fancy beer, some candy and then a bunch of condoms!! The reason behind it was because I'm going to the Roskilde Festival next week, and they just wanted to look after my health xD I was like "looool, thank you!" - what's also funny is that I'm the only guy working there, so I got it from a bunch of ladies xD Gotta love it.

Anyway, topic: What's the best job-related gift you've ever received?

[Quindiana Jones]

75% off businesswear. Kerching.

The only gift I've gotten has been a six pack of Fosters for last Christmas. In fairness, I've only been there for a little while, and Christmas has been the only important thing that's happened so far.

Fosters is lame. It was a crap present, but it's the thought that counts.

[rubah]

I haven't!

[Balzac]

Sex.

Lol.

[Miriel]

$80 tip.

[Rye]

$80 tip.

Dayum!

The mother of the girl I tutor gave me a $25 Visa Debit Gift Card and a little Class of 08 bracelet for my birthday/graduation this Sunday!

[Old Manus]

5 hot co-workers

[Jessweeee♪]

$80 tip.

OMG like my great uncle twice removed or something accidentally left a $300 dollar tip once S:

He let the waiter keep $200 D:

[Tasura]

Free food, and free food is always good for a university student.

[Heath]

I once got given some chocolates for good work and then managed to forget to take them home with me and I wasn't due to work for another three days and they were gone when I came back. Heartbreaking. My boss gave me £40 the other week as an extra thank you for working hard and so I could enjoy the bank holiday. That's the nicest I've had!

[Jess]

$80 tip.

Nowhere near $80 tips, but I usually get tips everytime I work. The most I've got in one night so far is heading on £20 - which was a nice bonus ontop of my wages.

[Faris]

I won an iPod nano at the Christmas party.

[Tallulah]

5 hot co-workers

Damn, I only have 4.

[Namelessfengir]

i got pink slip

[Shlup]

On my last day student teaching kindergarden, the class gave me a bound book. On each page was a students name, their picture, their handprint, and the sentence "When I was in kindergarten, Mrs. Mat* taught me ___________________." A lot of them said I taught them to hula hoop. xD


*My students have been known to Google my name, so I'm censoring everything ever. >:o