Oh god...
I remember the trailer for the last one, in fact it's on a demo disc somewhere. From what I recall, it featured a lot of white men getting murdered so that Mr Cent could steal their money... Truly inspiring stuff, dashing and heroic.
As for this new heap of crap... wtf? Implausibilities upon implausibilities. He's fighting in the Middle East for god-knows-what reason, yet wearing his street clothes instead of anything remotely tactical... and with an unaccountable mastery of tactics and martial arts. Riiight.
He seems completely comfortable with murdering American gunmen as well as the local criminal gangs, so at least he's an equal-opportunity killer. But once again, it seems to be all about murdering his way to wealth.
Wait...isn't this totally racist? Like how the Resident Evil 5 trailer is totally racist?
Last edited by DMKA; 07-08-2008 at 10:36 AM.
I like Kung-Fu.
It's only racist if it's white people shooting black people. Everyone knows black people can't be racists.
He got paid for a show with a gem-encrusted skull and it got stolen so he's killing people to get it back.He's fighting in the Middle East for god-knows-what reason
No, really.
Well at least that explains what the smurf he's doing out there.
A totally lame plot. Ask Roto, I ranted his ear off about this nonsense.
Hmm... are they going to address the issue of how a bunch of musicians get hold of an arsenal of weapons, and why the various foreign military don't mind a completely illegal mercenary action going on under their noses? Or do 50 and his pals simply slaughter any US, UK or other troops who try to stop them?
:edit: Also, lolz at mc chris' views on the game.
They're rappers.Hmm... are they going to address the issue of how a bunch of musicians get hold of an arsenal of weapons,
Potential for awesome = very yes.
I haven't seen it, but I don't like when people label games racist just because you HAPPEN to be killing people of just ONE specific ethnic group. Actually, that does sound really racist. But srrsly, RE4 and 5 just happen to take place in foreign areas? Or something? What? I forgot my point. D:
Potential for awesome = double plus very yes.
Was the diamond skull supposed to be that thing Damien Hirst did last year? Because I'm glad to see that 50 Cent is doing his bit for the arts if it is. I'm sure he'll be donating that to a museum as soon as he's sorted out the conflict in the Middle East.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.
I heard that fifty was going to convey his own analysis on the merits and failures of the war in Iraq. He argues that he will not only be impartial and open, but thorough and detailed. He shall leave no stone unturned and produce a work of scientific rigour the likes of which we have never seen in the entirety of our existances!
"They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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