*It's around the time of the release of the first underworld movie, late night I'm at a houseparty walking up to the nearby tube station to meet people who don't know the area smoking, along the way I pass several chav's one of whom asks for a light*
Chavs: Hey, do you have a light
Me: Sure, why not *hands over lighter*
Chavs: *notices bus going other way* woah you look like the vamp on the advertisement there...
Me: *falls about laughing* I smurfing wish mate, the vamp on the advertisement is Kate Beckinsdale, if I looked like her I'd be a terrible slut of a lesbian who would never have to pay for my drinks when out.
Chavs: True true, aight cool for the light man laterz

the above actually took place at a bus stop near where I used to live, that was their opinion of a bearded shoulder hair lengthed guy in a trench coat with skinny jeans, new rocks and a tight black t-shirt...