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    Default Man Decapitates Passenger on the Bus.

    Man decapitates passenger aboard Greyhound bus in Manitoba: witness

    Needless to say, this is not a way to get a head in life.

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    Oh my... Now I have to worry about people becoming deranged and starts hacking people with a machete. As if bombs weren't frightening enough...

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    Lets just say that after reading this article, I'm a little lightheaded.

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    At least the boy will no longer have any headaches, so to speak...

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    Oh you silly punman.

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    Well, I'm not taking a bus to Canada ever again.




    Maybe I'll fly.

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    Lol, you all seem to talk like this happens everyday.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Well here, buses either:

    • Get hi-jacked...
    • Blows up...
    • or spontaneously ignites...


    Not to mention bus related accidents and deaths...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    Lol, you all seem to talk like this happens everyday.
    IT DOES



    ~RIP owen~

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    Funny how you never hear of it. Until now.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randgris View Post
    At least the boy will no longer have any headaches, so to speak...
    Yeah, there was no need to go head over heels.

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    I'm only posting in this thread to act as a buffer so that Fonz can post another head pun.

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    Yeah Fonz, don't get ahead of yourself. [/lolgasm]

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    *yawn*

    That's horrible. Well I'm never going to Canada now.

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    Y SO SRS ?

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    Nice bus.

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