Yakuza

[Madame Adequate]

Italian mafia doesn't have nearly as great influence on government as Japanese Yakuza.

Yeah, I really don't think you know how utterly corrupt Italy is, with statements like these.

Also, they were able to provide relief faster than the police during major natural disasters.

So, they protect the world from devastation...

Additionally, they provided a means for the Burakumin, the outcasts of Japan, to enjoy a decent lifestyle. Though discrimination was officially done away with after the Meiji restoration, a lot of that prejudice still remained - many yakuza could have cared less about the type of person as long as they got a productive member for the group.

And they unite all people with their nation...

And Pokemon came from Japan too. Team Rocket = Yakuza? yeah I love the Yakuza, they can hook me up with some contraband pokemon and maybe a kidnapped Nurse Joy or some .

just run over a bunch of zaibatsu to get them on your good side

I smurfing lol'd. <3