Disorganized Crime

[Fonzie]

speeding, blatant left turn on a five lane highway at a red light, not stopping at other red lights/stop signs, driving across the double yellow line, downloading several thousand mp3s, downloading expensive software, creating CP, spreading software, having a piece of city property in my room, circumventing EULAs and other signed policies, underaged drinking, smuggling flowers into a foriegn country, lying about my age to circumvent the COPPA, riding a bike and an ATV without a helmet, operating or riding in a motor vehicle without wearing a seatbelt, and back in my elementary school days, some not-so-subtle plagarism 8)

some of those probably weren't against the law, but they sound good.

oh yeah, and I haven't registered to vote yet. Good thing I'm not a boy!

Well EoFF, where is your God now?

I thought the same thing too. Ruby what is "creating CP?"


Unless your name is JOE

Wow, it took me a while to get that for some reason.

[Lawr]

Yup.

[Fonzie]

.puY

[Lawr]

What the mess?

[Roto13]

u guyz r guiltee of spam

[Dolentrean]

Hmm, Stealing city property, Defacing public property, Petty Theft, Underage Drinking, Piracy, Speeding… a lot, Other traffic violations, and assault (even though this was in someone’s defense, so I don’t count that)

Never been in any trouble though.

[Peegee]

Oh man I don't want to list my crimes. Arson would be one of the more fun ones.

[Denmark]

Underage drinking, drunk in a public place, intarwebz piracy, speeding, stealing street signs.

Also I think I'm some sort of an accomplice because we have a modded traffic light in our basement. And it was an actual traffic light, from above the road, not one manufactured to be a decoration. xD

[Kirobaito]

Piracy and random traffic laws. Probably others that I can't think of.

[Shlup]

Just typical teenage crap and digital piracy. Nothing to write home about.

Well, whether or not grand theft auto is typical teenage crap is arguable, but it wasn't a big deal. Every fourteen-year-old should try it!

[Peegee]

Just typical teenage crap and digital piracy. Nothing to write home about.

Well, whether or not grand theft auto is typical teenage crap is arguable, but it wasn't a big deal. Every fourteen-year-old should try it!

I had a friend who got in trouble for GTA. I had no idea because she was relatively speaking not that troublesome a roommate. Interesting stuff you find out when ppl are drunk ^^

[Denmark]

Just typical teenage crap and digital piracy. Nothing to write home about.

Well, whether or not grand theft auto is typical teenage crap is arguable, but it wasn't a big deal. Every fourteen-year-old should try it!

I had a friend who got in trouble for GTA. I had no idea because she was relatively speaking not that troublesome a roommate. Interesting stuff you find out when ppl are drunk ^^

Oh, so it wasn't <a href = "http://technology.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/tech_and_web/article4457144.ece">Polwat Chino</a> then.

[Blue Harvest]

Just piracy. Maybe murder soon.

[Quindiana Jones]

There was a car in front of my bin at work (smurfing BMW bastards) so I walked on it to get to said bin. I had to make repeated trips back and forth. Then I accidentally scratched it.

That wasn't so much illegal, as it was fun and satisfying. Drugs and underage drinks are obviously my most recent biggy, and as a kid I was a ruddy magnificent thief. I kid you not.

Oh, right yeah. And in a few years I'll be committing fraud. I think. I'm gonna check.