I haven't laughed THIS hard in a long, long time xD
I suspect DD is somehow involved, because one of the players is obviously British, and the funny thing is, it wouldn't surprise me.
Anyway, I think it's plain and obvious Myrtle is mafia-related. But, it's just a question of what her role is and how she's connected to the mafia and all that.
Which roleclaim do you all think is the most likely?