Yowzers! You omnisexual dirty birds! er, Dirty Chocobos!
Well, I'm safe. None of you are likely to have seen my professional work. :P
Yowzers! You omnisexual dirty birds! er, Dirty Chocobos!
Well, I'm safe. None of you are likely to have seen my professional work. :P
Me as Jesus is pretty incriminating.
Its funnier if you were there or saw the video.![]()
I have nudes of two EoFFers. No one will ever guess who.
um . . . I thought I already posted here . . . guess not.
Anyway, you all are some dirty birds- er, dirty chocobos.
And I like it!![]()
To answer the original question: Yes. Oh, yes. Many of them. Videos, pictures and some experiences that are purely in my little ol' memories.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
o.O
I have no naked pictures of any EoFFers and I wouldn't want any. Well, okay maybe some would be fun(ny).
I think the number of EoFFers I've seen naked/partially naked is... 7. Many more if you count only in a bra, which I probably wouldn't, but yeah. :oscar:
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!