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    Max is clearly stated to be his son.

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    What about that cow girl? Isn't that Goofy's girlfriend or something?
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    Apparently she's engaged to Horace Horsecollar.... but in 1960 she started to date Goofy... and then went back to Horace....?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Walt Disney wouldn't let him have children. You know why his head is frozen, right? It's not just for posterity or any Neo-Nazi stuff.
    Walt Disney's head is frozen? Now that is what I call "Suspended Animation!"

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    Any game with Disney in it should not take itself that seriously. Done.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tavrobel View Post
    Walt Disney wouldn't let him have children. You know why his head is frozen, right? It's not just for posterity or any Neo-Nazi stuff.
    Win.

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    Maybe Walt Disney will be the final boss of KH3. O.O

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    No, I'm placing my bets on an undead Xehanort. So far, we've fought the darkness of the Heart, the shell of his Body, and now all we need is the manifestation of the Soul. You'll fight with three heroes in control of the two opposing races. One will be a Heartless with increased attack speed, and two Nobodies, one who hides in the shadows and bends Light, and the other that manipulates others, only to bring out unstoppable rage.

    Although so far, I think I only managed to describe the final Protoss scenario of Starcraft. Oops.

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    I hope you know I was kidding. But fighting the manifestation of Xehanort's soul seems like a good possibility.

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    Err.. maybe his "unbirth?" From... BbS

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    Quote Originally Posted by sdm42393 View Post
    Maybe Walt Disney will be the final boss of KH3. O.O
    Sora>:shoot:<Walt Disney
    lol, that would be great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sora_lion_heart View Post
    You know why mickey and minnie never had kids? She was F**King goofy.
    Max is so short. Of course it's because he's half-mouse and Minnie's his mother! lol
    Jack: How do you know?

    Will: It's more of a feeling really.

    Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?

    Will: No.

    If Demolition Man were remade today

    Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
    Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
    Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
    Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
    Huxley: NO!
    Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
    Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
    Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
    Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
    Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
    Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
    Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
    Huxley: You need to leave, John.
    Spartan: But Huxley.
    Huxley: Get out!
    Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.

    By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.

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