I just went to the doctors... I had a check for testicular cancer...

Yes, I did.

The bad thing was that the nurse was holding up a sheet and when she was leaving the room, she looked back at me and kinda smirked, as if she was laughing at my misfortune...

And I am overweight, suffer from back pain, have high blood pressure, and I have tight hamstrings.

Topic: When was the last time you went for a check-up and how was it?

Topic2: When was the last time you were in an uncomfortable situation?