Scummies: Lets write some speeches!

[[M] Mom – Host]

So, While the voting for the first ever EoFF Scummies is going on, there is something else you can do, write a nice shiny speech! All you need to do is post in this thread and claim your speech. To help, here are all the catagories, and which ones already have speeches. The speech writing is first come, first serve, so hurry up! Oh, and if you are nominated for a scummie, then you can't write the speech. Also check the thread as well as this post, because someone else may have already claimed a scummie but I didn't see it yet. Also if you say you will do a speech and flake, then shame on you!

Click here to see the nominee's

Here are all the scummies, go write!

1) Best Overall Player In progress by Sir Lancealot
2) Best New Player (First mafia game mafia VI or later) In progress by Denmark
3) Best at playing town Not Taken
4) Best at playing mafia In progress by Demon Dude
5) Best at playing Serial Killer Not Taken
6) Best at playing as partners Not Taken
7) Most Helpful player In progress by Levian
8) Most underrated player In progress by Demon Dude
9) Most Improved Player In progress by Lekana
10) Best Rolclaimer Not Taken

All about the games

11) Best Host(s) Not Taken
12) Best Game In progress by Demon Dude
13) Craziest Game Not Taken
14) Best theme Not Taken
15) Best Setup Not Taken

Mod customs

16) Best Role In progress by Lekana
17) Best flavor text In progress by Levian

Specific to a game and a player

18) Funniest Roleclaim In progress by Sir Lancealot
19) Cassandra award (Best last stand for a dying cause) Not Taken
20) Best Stratigest Not Taken
21) Best Scum catcher Not Taken
22) Most cunning Mafia Not Taken

Most Likely to

23) Be Vanilla Town In progress by Denmark
24) Be a Mafia goon Not Taken
25) Ruin the game Not Taken
26) Be replaced Not Taken
27) Vote him/herself and not be the jester In progress by Goldenboko
28) Kill only town as a Vigilante Completed by Goldenboko
29) Be lynched day 1 Not Taken
30) Be nightkilled night 1 Not Taken
31) Try and shoot the nexus, twice Not Taken
32) Live until the end of the game Not Taken
33) Be banned from the next mafia game Not Taken