I'm a white, Mormon, computer science major. Ask me anything.

[Magixion]

Is believing in god like saying you believe in the Mother Goose?

Believing in God is like believing the cow jumped over the moon.

is god willing to prevent evil, but not able?
is he able, but not willing?
is he both able, and willing?
is he neither able nor willing?

He is willing and not able, he is able and not willing, he is able and willing, and he is neither able nor willing. Translation: He leaves it up to man to use their own free will for their actions. For they will reap what they sew.

What's the Book of Mormon like?

The Book of Mormon is just like any other holy book, written by man and can be distorted to fit anyone's view.

Are you really forbidden from drinking tea or coffee?

Some people think that caffeinated beverages are bad, but not I. Hell, I don't even think alcohol is bad. Cheers everyone!

Can you do the Neutron dance?

I am a dancing machine people!

What should I wear tomorrow?

Absolutely nothing! Hah, or just something with a cute skirt!

Edit for Laddy:

Do you think I'm sexy, you spicy lil' thing?

Yes, in a non-sexual way...? If that is possible?