A haiku thread? Haiku is that?

[rubah]

I wonder if denffe quoted mr. bowser's haiku because of the word genius, because if you said it geen-yus, then it's properly 7.

however, gen-i-us would make it 8.

[Flying Mullet]

genius - Definitions from Dictionary.com - 2 syllables.

[Momiji]

Haikus are too tough
The syllable count is odd
and my brain hurts lots!

Yay, 17.

[Denmark]

I quoted it cause
I didn't write it myself
Plagiarism bad

[Flying Mullet]

Ike will be here soon
lines long at grocery store
glad to be home now

[demondude]

I cannot be assed
Haikus are really boring
I am mega fail.
----------------------------------------------------
How many syllables is mega?

[I Took the Red Pill]

Sometimes seventeen
Syllables ain't enough to
Express a complete

I did not write that myself for the record.

[Flying Mullet]

*deletes random copying spam throughout forums*

Knock it off you two.

[Momiji]

I saw this, or something like it on a shirt before. I don't remember what it exactly said.

Haikus are pretty
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator

[snacks]

Possibly random?

i cannot stand it
this gum on my shoelace tie
them up and run off

[Quindiana Jones]

This really depends on how you pronounce "Patricia", but whatever.

Patricia Kempthorne,
First Lady of Idaho.
Well...not anymore.

[Peegee]

kawaii desu ne
watashi wa baka san
As, soo desu ka

[Denmark]

omg r u azn?
lol hai asl
bbl china

(omg pronounced phonetically, lol and asl pronounced letter-by-letter)

[Momiji]

I hate this forum
But I always return here
I am addicted

Your spiteful problem:
Easily solved by going
To different forums