A sea of idiocy.

[Old Manus]

I reckon she's lying

[Leeza]

You caught me. I'm not really at work. I just love BoB's Simplified.

[Linus]

Ok, ok, I think we've learned something here in this thread.

1. Guinea pigs are pretty rockin'.

2. Leeza loves BoB's "Simplified," whatever that is, and

3. Cats rule, dogs drool.

4. The word "Stupider" has been used several times in this thread while defending another species' intelligence.

[Bunny]

Why does "easier to train" mean "smarter"? You probably couldn't train me to get your slippers whenever you snapped your fingers. That doesn't mean I'm not smart, it just means I'm not your bitch. :P

You can train anyone to do anything with enough electricity.

[bipper]

having a cat crawl up into your lap is probably the best feeling in the world. until it won't leave

My mind in the gutter makes me enjoy this post for more than it really is. Thank you.

[aquatius]

There;s this old man's alsation that barks through the garden fence at you as you walk home from school. As if this wasn't scary enough, once when I walked past it was staring through the trasparent door at me, evily.

[Zeldy]

Dogs are lovely, but you can't beat cats, I'm sorry but you just can't. They are soooo cute xD I love my cat, I love how she comes up to my room and cries outside the door for me to let her in, or as soon as you get out of your seat she steals it and I love how she walks with me like nearly half way down my road. Dogs and cats are both very smart in different ways, you have to respect cats for being so independent and dogs for being so loyal.

[Linus]

Ah, thanks for bringing up ANOTHER point about dogs sucking.

Once when I was walking to school when I was like... 11... these two giant dogs had gotten loose from their yard and were circling around me barking all scarily. When's the last time a couple of housecats ever paralyzed a child in the middle of the road like that?

Stupid dogs.

[Del Murder]

Am I Screech?

[Yar]

Cats murder babies in the sleep. This makes me sad.

Cats are evil.

[Yamaneko]

Am I Screech?

You're Principal Belding.

[Wolf Kanno]

An owner has a dog; he feeds the dog, cleans up after it and and gives it a home. The dog believes, the owner is God. An owner has a cat; he feeds it, cleans up after it, and gives it a home. The cat believes it must be God.

I prefer cats. Most dogs I know come in one flavor mentally, toddler. I cannot be bothered to take care of the creature. Cats can take care of themselves and they have more interesting personalities. Besides, you have to love a creature that shuns you back

[kikimm]

I hate cats. I also hate dogs. Now, the guinea pig, that is the superior animal.

Honey is going to be very upset with you when she reads this.

I like both cats and dogs, but I can't really have a dog because they shed so so so much and the dogs that don't irritate my allergies so much are really ugly. For some reason I can handle cats better. Cats also seem to like me better. Perhaps because I am an obedient person, and cats like obedient people. I serve my master well.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/kikimm/Cat1.jpg

[Mirage]

Cats can beat up dogs twice their size. That's awesome.

[Spiffing Cheese]

I always thought cats shed more than dogs. My friend's cat sheds so much that if I even pick him up I'm like, absolutely covered in ginger hairs. I reeeeally shouldn't pick him up in the first place, I'm allergic to them.