Least weird way of getting a date with someone?

[Dolentrean]

Get a strange and exotic pet, have it with you where ever you go, when she finally sees you, she will most likely inquire about the pet.

At this point tell her a heartwarming story about you and the pet overcoming diversity, facing hardship and separation, and spanning a contentment to be reunited, finding yourself and fixing your broken soul along the way. If she isn’t cooking you dinner by that point, she is probably a lesbian, and if that’s the case you were doomed from the start.

[Cyric]

Are you some sort of professional stalker?

I know he was probably just trying to help, but that's EXACTLY what went through my mind as soon as I read the part about going to her house and monitoring her schedule. LOL

Anyways, so far, the Facebook idea seems the best bet, although i'll only use it if 1) she's actually on there and 2) if there isn't anything better.

The few friends she actually had on the street back in High School have pretty much all moved away. Aside from her working as security guard somewhere and me working to upgrade a few high school courses to go to University, I get the impression we're both in the same situation.

[EDIT] well, bad news is she isn't on Facebook, good news is (if you can call it that) I found her older sister. LOL The search continues!

[EDIT #2] some irrelevant good news, I found out when her birthday is, July 3rd...and it also reminded me that she's 3-days short of being exactly 6 months younger than I am...and I also found her middle-name...remind me never to use it without her permission...LOL...Google is a dangerous thing!

[Iceglow]

MEAT PUPPET!!!! The advice is perfect, do exactly as he said and when he said! Srsly! ROFL

Ok serious side, never ask a first date to the cinema if you wanna talk, cinemas are quiet places, they say "hey lets go here and sit in SILENCE for about 2 hours because I want to just screw you and don't care about you as a person" Ask her to grab a coffee. I said coffee because dinner = way too formal, you barely know her since her time in highschool. Think; you don't know the first thing about her eating habits or what she considers to be "too expensive" some girls will have a go at a guy for spending more than the cost of a KFC on them so always consider this. Coffee is also flexible, since you can grab one on a morning off, lunchbreak 1 or 2 times a week until you know each other better or after work. It's great coffee or a drink from a coffee shop like Starbucks is always acceptable too unless they for some strange reason are allergic to fruit juices, coffee and dairy heck add water to this list, they'll find something. You also cover the "lets grab a bite to eat" with this too panini might not be terribly exciting but if you remember the golden rule of "keep it clean and easy to eat and non-smelly breath food" you'll be fine, nothing worse than going for the first kiss with onion breath!

Best way to do this? Well if you bump in to her on her way to work ect just god damn ask use this casual line:

"Hey, hows you? Wow, feels like forever since we spoke what was it? Highschool? Geez, aww damn sorry I'm on my way to work (make excuse here immediate coffee date = not good idea) look I know this sounds weird but lets catch up sometime! Can I get your number arrange going for a coffee or something in the next few days?"

If she gives you her cell number all the better now remember CALL do not TXT in this TXTing is BAD! If she gives the number say "hold on, I'm gonna drop call you just to give you my cell number" do so and she has your number therefore 1) she can tell it's you calling so you won't surprise her 2) she can call you if she is truly interested 3) it shows proof that her cell number is correct believe me I've given girls a number identical to mine except the 4th digit before when I'm not interested. Later on call her and arrange the date, timing is everything calling immediately when you get home from "work" is bad wait until the next day ideally around 24 - 48 hour gap and arrange it this makes you look casual and non-desperate.

You now have the date and the girl in the bag go get her and make sure the van driver has 2 fake passports and a big enough sack to cover her head when you force her in to the black van.

[Goldenboko]

'Date?'
'Sure.'

Done.

[Misfit]

SLIP HER A NOTE THAT SAYS

"Will you date me?

[ ] Yes
[ ] Oh God Yes
[ ] Take me now"

Trust me it works.

^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^

[Jowy]

weirdos.

[Nominus Experse]

Hack her neural-empathy sphere and integrate an undying veneration and hotness of you.

You can find out how to do this on the internet.

[Momiji]

Hack her neural-empathy sphere and integrate an undying veneration and hotness of you.

You can find out how to do this on the internet.

Link, please.

[Levian]

What makes you think we are going on dates? The only dates we care about are release dates

[Quindiana Jones]

Oi, bitch. Bed. Now.

So far it's proved unsuccessful, but y'never know!

[Cyric]

Ok serious side, never ask a first date to the cinema if you wanna talk, cinemas are quiet places, they say "hey lets go here and sit in SILENCE for about 2 hours because I want to just screw you and don't care about you as a person" Ask her to grab a coffee. I said coffee because dinner = way too formal, you barely know her since her time in highschool. Think; you don't know the first thing about her eating habits or what she considers to be "too expensive" some girls will have a go at a guy for spending more than the cost of a KFC on them so always consider this. Coffee is also flexible, since you can grab one on a morning off, lunchbreak 1 or 2 times a week until you know each other better or after work. It's great coffee or a drink from a coffee shop like Starbucks is always acceptable too unless they for some strange reason are allergic to fruit juices, coffee and dairy heck add water to this list, they'll find something. You also cover the "lets grab a bite to eat" with this too panini might not be terribly exciting but if you remember the golden rule of "keep it clean and easy to eat and non-smelly breath food" you'll be fine, nothing worse than going for the first kiss with onion breath!

Best way to do this? Well if you bump in to her on her way to work ect just god damn ask use this casual line:

"Hey, hows you? Wow, feels like forever since we spoke what was it? Highschool? Geez, aww damn sorry I'm on my way to work (make excuse here immediate coffee date = not good idea) look I know this sounds weird but lets catch up sometime! Can I get your number arrange going for a coffee or something in the next few days?"

If she gives you her cell number all the better now remember CALL do not TXT in this TXTing is BAD! If she gives the number say "hold on, I'm gonna drop call you just to give you my cell number" do so and she has your number therefore 1) she can tell it's you calling so you won't surprise her 2) she can call you if she is truly interested 3) it shows proof that her cell number is correct believe me I've given girls a number identical to mine except the 4th digit before when I'm not interested. Later on call her and arrange the date, timing is everything calling immediately when you get home from "work" is bad wait until the next day ideally around 24 - 48 hour gap and arrange it this makes you look casual and non-desperate.

That actually sounds normal compared to everybody else that ignored the first two words of this thread: "Least weird".

You now have the date and the girl in the bag go get her and make sure the van driver has 2 fake passports and a big enough sack to cover her head when you force her in to the black van.

LMAO

[Jojee]

I.... I read Meat Puppet's whole post. xDD

I <3/hate you.

[o_O]

Meat Puppet is a professional genius.