Marick D. Pauper here, you election news official!
This reporter, who has been missing for quite some time, has one thing to ask, "when did the multi-party system get switched to the two party system. What happened to baotw, or fat chocobo, or the pirate red mage party, etc. etc. etc." However, this reporter knows that times apparently have changed. While he'll always be a fat chocobist at heart (all because of one special yellow bird <3 BoB) he will be starting a new, undedicated article today and enforcing strict guidelines. He will be conducting interviews with candidates and setting the record straight in his No Spin Zone!
Marick D. Pauper will bring you the most valid news coverage of all EoFF.
I'm Marick D. Pauper. You stay classy Eyes on FF.