Supposedly, I have a small butt. I like to insist that I do not have any sort of butt at all, though. I feel like I have Hank Hill syndrome. :P

Really though, I know my butt is clearly there and is actually pretty nice, I just wish it was a liiiiiiittle bit bigger. ;D

Also, the best butt in the world belongs to Kate Beckinsale.



Seriously. Look at that thing. BAM.