Me too! Good thing I'm only having one child! I'm terrified to have to learn how to change diapers. I want a baby girl. If I had a baby boy and he peed on me while I changed him like in the movies, I don't think I could live with myself.
But seriously though, unclogging a toilet is traumatizing. It was so gross to look at and the water kept splashing on my HANDS. BLAGFHRDSDHFBNJGTDHJRFNGDFBFDJ I WAS WASHING MY HANDS FOR A GOOD 5 MINUTES AND THEN I SOAKED THEM IN PURELL.