I didn't know anyone didn't pump their own gas outside of New Jersey. How strange.

Also on this day, MadeofApples learned that rubah is in fact a ladygirl.

c'est (it is )
pas (colloquial short form of not)
difficile (difficult)
fait (past tense of faire, to make or to do)
des (of the )
pommes (apples)

Also, AK, that thing you posted a picture of is a device used to remove snot from babies noses.