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    Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
    Common sense is quite rare these days =/

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
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    Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
    Common sense is quite rare these days =/
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
    Common sense is quite rare these days =/
    Wouldn't that suck to go through all of that advance planning and setting up help, both inside and outside, only to die from suffocation because you forgot to punch some air holes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
    Common sense is quite rare these days =/
    I had no idea that wearing socks made my feet warmer. <!--Do not take this seriously...-->
    I buy the really long socks. Warmer legs for the win!



    I still can't believe he was able to mail himself out of prison though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
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    Don't forget to make airholes either. It may be common sense, but you'd be surprised.
    Common sense is quite rare these days =/
    Wouldn't that suck to go through all of that advance planning and setting up help, both inside and outside, only to die from suffocation because you forgot to punch some air holes.
    It would also alert the media into thinking there is a serial killer on the loose.

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    Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years.
    I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
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    Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years.
    I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane.
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    The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by qwertyxsora View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years.
    I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane.
    Nice.
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    The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.
    Nice, you missed your chance for an awesomely, lame joke there. You could have responded with, "You rang?" or some other equally dorky reply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Normally a Serial Killer wouldn't be sentenced to only 7 years.
    I was referring to finding a dead body in a box on a plane.
    Nice.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nice View Post
    The fact that we all know of his plan and what he did to achieve success pretty much guarantees his eventual return to prison. Oh well, at least we all know what video game he was playing on the inside.
    Nice, you missed your chance for an awesomely, lame joke there. You could have responded with, "You rang?" or some other equally dorky reply.
    Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot.
    Sagensyg has a stiff stiffy?
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    I totally overlooked that. =/ You win some you lose some.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flying Mullet View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Yeah I totally set myself up for some necrophilia jokes and whatnot.
    Sagensyg has a stiff stiffy?
    I have a stiff stiffy for staffy staffies like you!
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