To-Do Lists

[Blue Harvest]

I find To-Do Lists to be obscene and unnecessary.

My To-Do List:
Kill Rye

Oh my!

You knew it was coming!...

Now just to find out where she resides.... *ponders*

EDIT: Detective work completed! It seems she resides on someplace known as "College @ Roto13's Island".. hmm further investigation is needed....

EDIT2: After performing a simple "google" search that these kids rave about nowadays, I've discovered that this "Roto" fellow is some sort of fantasy baseball director for ESPN. I am led to beleive that Rye is some sort of secret spy for this "Roto13" if that IS his name. This makes it all the more important to take her out....

Option #3: She goes to college on Rhode Island






Sorry Rye