Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
I might have a crush on a few girls on this forum! =O
I have a crush on every girl at this forum.

I sort of keep a shrine to you all in my bedroom, featuring printed out photos, and also some dolls I made of you. Sometimes my parents come in and are like "Paul, when are you going to stop fantasising about these internet girls and get yourself a real girlfriend?" and I say "SHUT UP MUM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NONE OF YOU DO! I HATE YOU!"

My life is pretty great.