1) Best Member
Flying Mullet - Everyone is saying Psychotic, but he falls under the 'it's obvious he is going to win so I'll vote someone else to give them a chance' law. Yes, I have an honours degree in ciddie psychology

2) Best Male
Levian - Probably

3) Best Female
Rye - High forums coverage

4) Best Administrator
Del Murder - I forgot he is an admin

5) Best Cid's Knight
Psychotic - Doesn't mean he won't win anything though

6) Best Site Staff
Momiji - I think momiji is a pretty cool guy. eh wins best site staff and doesn't afraid of anything

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian - He's the only one who posts!

8) Best Veteran
I'm my own MILF - This one took me a while. And by a while, I mean about 30 seconds, which is 10 times more than the others so it is still relatively a while

9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest - Probably

10) Best Newbie
Gwawr - Hwyl fawr fy ffrind

11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana - Right now I am doing that blowing out the cheeks thing she does

it feels better than it should

12) Evilest Member
Bunny - He made my girlfriend miscarry true story

13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky - it's me clouded sky casting firaga in this animated gif

14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy - No of-age men admit voting for her but deep down inside they know they did

15) Most Dangerous Male
theundeadhero - hobgoblin makes you dangerous

16) Most Dangerous Female
ShlupQuack - The only people who read the comments are the people who are nominated in that category. Hello fire_of_avalon, Jojee, Lekana, Marshall Banana, NeoTifa, Rye, and ShlupQuack, how has your day been

17) Best Thread
This Ploy By FOX Should Be Illegal - smurf YOU ALL

18) Best Post
http://forums.eyesonff.com/2572562-post279.html
No comment is needed here

19) Best Custom Rank
Flying Mullet - I don't know any of them but I heard flying mullet is a pretty cool guy because eh fights aleins - oh wait I already did that joke

20) Best Avatar
Denmark - If you go west from the UK for a long long time you reach denmark

21) Best Signature
rubah - In other news, I just sneezed my cup of tea everywhere

22) Best Artist
scrumpleberry - I really need to clean it up

23) Best Graphic Designer
Polaris - As usual I have absolutely no idea with these awards so I'm just pointing my wang at the screen and choosing that one

24) Best Writer
Behold the Void - I look forward to his first erotic novel

25) Best Poet
Demon Dude - Because 9/10 people don't read EoFF's poetry

26) Best Poster
I'm my own MILF - I remember once somebody nominated a picture of Pamela Anderson or something for best poster. Those were good times.

27) Best Spammer
Baloki - He has ceased to be merely human

28) Best Chatter
Goldenboko - I just 'recieved an email from the Windows Live Team'. They better have a working way to enlarge my penis or I'm telling you I'm gonna cancel my subscription

29) Best Usernoter
Sagensyg - Nobody gives me usernotes because I never get round to returning them. js

30) Funniest Member
Psychotic - I just realised I haven't made a comment that is relevant to anything for the last 10 or so awards

31) Weirdest Member
The Ceej - Homo superior

32) Horniest Member
Blue Harvest - Can't think of anything to type here

33) Most Underrated Member
Sergeant Hartman - He had better win, goddamn it

34) Most Improved Member
Fonz - rinoagal

35) Most Missed Member
roto13 - Tough one

36) Most Hardcore Gamer
Dreddz - SHOOTAN, FIGHTAN, STEALTHAN, GRINDAN GAEMS

37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix - I asked him once how to finish the 3rd level on Warzone 2100 and he actually flew over to do it for me

true story

but not really

38) Most Helpful Techy
o_O - Have you noticed this guy's username looks like a weird face

39) Most Helpful Member
Big D - Good times

40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF - I think they're lying


Most Likely To...

41) Become a Cid's Knight
Rye - In the words of Gerald Ford, it is inevitable.

42) Get Banned
Aerith's Knight - Because it's a roundabout way of insulting him

43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry - The grass was greener

44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Raebus - I thought he already was

45) Be trolled
The Ceej - Hey Ceej I heard that they put short clips of purchasable merchandise inbetween segments on TV in order to con you into buying them in real life jesus man we can't stand for this skullskullskullskull

46) Be Santa
Rye - It's alright if you come down my chimney in the nude this year brah

47) Be Santa's little helper
I'm my own MILF - It logically follows

48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Roogle - Please continue the roocy show ;_;

49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
The Ceej - Wow he's cleaning up this year

50) Get Together
Evastio & Himself - I want to know who the other person was who nominated this goddamn it


brb suicide