Cutest Couple:
Ah, the cutest couple award. I would repeat the speech I wrote for this six months ago but I had no idea what I said and the file is on my old computer. I think I said something about the couples being so cute it was disgusting, and I probably threw in a joke about BoB's wood, but Iuno. The point is, these couples are so cute they make us want to vomit. What what makes a couple cute? Is it the individuals themselves being cute, or the couple being lovey-dovey? I don't know to be honest. But let's have a look at the nominees:
Del Murder & Miriel:
Tbh I haven't seen much interaction beteen these two, but that's a good thing. They may not be cute, but they're not annoying either.
Loony BoB & smittenkitten:
They're so cute it's disgusting, but they make the perfect couple. She doesn't mind him grabbing her breasts in front of other people, nor did she mind the threesome he had with Psy and Levian. In fact, I heard she filmed it and sells the tape on adult websites for ?9.95
Necronopticous & Marshall Banana:
Monda alone makes them one of the cutest couples in existence.
Rubah & Hsu:
Hsu is a lucky bastard. That's all I'm saying.
Rye & MILF:
They finally met a few months ago, but will that be enough to win the award? Of course not! They need to stop denying their true feelings and break up already! Then Rye can start dating Monda and MILF can go off with Bunny. But seriously, they make a very cute couple, even if they can be a little annoying sometimes.