Best Newbie:
The Best Newbie award is the award that goes to the Best Newbie.
I could do a lame DD one-liner, but I won't. This award is one of the most special out of them all. Unlike most of the other awards, you can only be eligible, let alone win it, once. Unless you join like a day or two before the nominations start and spam the place up gaining instant recognition, but you'd be more likely to win MLT Get Banned for that. I'm one of the fortunate ones. Six months ago, I was not only nominated for this award, but I beat off competition from more awesome members such as Akaria and Caraliz to win it. Why the hell more people voted for me, I don't know. Were you all on crack or did you just forget to take your medication? Winning this award is a great accomplishment. You have to make yourself noticed on a board full of people who have no idea who the hell you are, and with so many well established friendship groups here that's no easy feat. But if I can do it, anyone can do it. Even you, random person who joined last week declaring "I LOVE FF AND SEPHIROTH IS MY LOVER". You'll have to stop acting like a complete n00b and send Psy pictures of your tits though. I didn't send him pictures of my tits. Granted I doubt he'd want them unless I had a sex change. Anyway, let's take a look at the nominees:
Gwawr:
The welsh beauty with a love of musical instruments and classical music. She's been pretty active since joining.
MadeofApples:
An active newbie who claims to be made of fruit. It's no wonder he's also up for Weirdest Member
Nice:
He seems nice.
Peach of Mist:
One of several fruit based newbies recently. My theory is they're all Roto's second/third/fourth etc accounts. But I'm probably wrong. His second account is obviously Roto14
WulfyGirl:
She's friends with Jessweee, and that alone makes her pretty neat. And I hear she and GoBo have a thing. +1 awesome point.
But who will win this coveted award? In a startling upset, the winner is...ME!
Just kidding folks. Now, over to the sexy Award Girl for the results
