1) Best Member
Rantzien
I don't know why you all love this funny and genuinely nice guy. You're supposed to hate people like that.
WINNER - 1
2) Best Male
Rantzien
Basically I think him and Mullet will split these. I'm going for 50% right rather than taking a risk at 0-100% right.
3) Best Female
Rye
Judging from the elections, girl has some serious draw to EoFF members that maybe you didn't know about!
4) Best Administrator
Del Murder
likes to eat butts.
Apparently.
WINNER - 2
5) Best Cid's Knight
Flying Mullet
I feel kind of bad that I hedged my bets with Rantzien so here's one to make up for it. (INSERT SNARKY COMMENT ABOUT WHAT BEST CID'S KNIGHT MEANS HERE)
6) Best Site Staff
rubah
This is an awful Ciddie to predict with the CK-SS now included, and Tavrobel and Momiji added to the fray. rubah's cool so I will guess her.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Levian
Although Jojo hasn't been around a lot recently, for which I am very thankful, she has a fanbase of drooling males who will pledge allegiance to her. However, I have faith that EoFF will hold true.
WINNER - 3
8) Best Veteran
Pureghetto
Someone needs to stop the plague of typing in custom colours before it's all too late.
9) Best Regular
Blue Harvest
He won Best Newbie last time and now he's graduated into the Regular zone so why not.
WINNER - 4
10) Best Newbie
Gwawr.
It'll be between Gwawr, Nice, and Wulfygirl. I've gone for Gwawr because I have to pick one but it could be any.
WINNER - 5
11) Nicest Member
Marshall Banana
=O
12) Evilest Member
Bunny
I think his heart is purest gold, but he's just misunderstood.
WINNER - 6
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Clouded Sky
He's working hard for it. I'll give him respect and a prediction for that.
WINNER - 7
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Zeldy
WINNER - 8
EoFF is a site of paedophiles.
15) Most Dangerous Male
Rantzien
Him or Old Manus! If it's between Rantzien and someone else I just go for Rantzien because I like him. Oh sorry Manus I mean I like you too dude. But what have you done for me lately, man? Yeah. Perhaps in the three months building up to the Ciddies, you could be really nice to me and make me my tea and then maybe I'll predict you to win something like this.
16) Most Dangerous Female
ShlupQuack
foa vs Shlup probably. It will be decided by one vote. I have gone with Shlup because Levian is in love with her and is upset that she didn't get nominated for Sexiest. So it'll be Levian's vote that clinches it.
17) Best Thread
EoFF's Next Top Model.
It was a pretty funny thread. Well, it'll be that or OH CEEJ U SO CRAYZAY.
18) Best Post
The splendid picture thread of wearing برقع (ceej furry)
what.
19) Best Custom Rank
Del Murder
I don't like it when people who have the same custom title year in, year out win this. "hurr it's the best" Great, I'm sure it is and while we're at it Bleys was the best admin ever so let's go ahead and vote him for Best Admin every year. :banbleys Oh sorry, a rant in the Ciddies Prediction thread? What am I like? :laughing:
WINNER - 9
20) Best Avatar
Award Girl
Award Girl give us a twirl.
WINNER - 10
21) Best Signature
Rantzien
I should stop predicting Rantzien to win things. But I won't. Suck it down Rantzien I am obsessed with you come to me~
22) Best Artist
black orb
scrumpleberry will pose a major threat but black orb's artwork is ridiculously good.
WINNER - 11
23) Best Graphic Designer
Sagensyg
Either that darling socialite boy'll take it or the drooling Jojo horde will strike again. Well. Strike for the first time anyway.
24) Best Writer
Goldenboko
I don't know. I want to see Ouch!'s reaction to this.
25) Best Poet
Demon Dude
I want him to write more.
WINNER - 12
26) Best Poster
Big D
D's a smart kind of chap, and that's reflected in his posts. Commands a lot of respect!
WINNER - 13
27) Best Spammer
Baloki
Because copying someone else's thread and changing a few of the words around is what he does best.
WINNER - 14
28) Best Chatter
rubah
what is chat
WINNER - 15
29) Best Usernoter
Cz
Best Visitor Messager, surely!
30) Funniest Member
Rantzien
OK I'm gonna stop predicting you to win stuff now. Nobody likes a winner. Go away, Rantzien!
31) Weirdest Member
Evastio
Bless him.
WINNER - 16
32) Horniest Member
Lekana
Put them away, love.
WINNER - 17
33) Most Underrated Member
Yaridovich
It'll be him or that qwerty fellow.
34) Most Improved Member
Yaridovich
I don't think he'll win both. But he'll win one so I'm hedging my bets again.
35) Most Missed Member
Roto13
I voted for ff babe and I don't care who knows it. She was the best member this damn site ever had and smurf you if you disagree. Yeah Roto will trash this though.
WINNER - 18
36) Most Hardcore Gamer
JKTrix
Check me out I'm
WINNER - 19
37) Most Helpful Gamer
JKTrix
WINNER - 20
hedging my bets yet again.
38) Most Helpful Techy
Samuraid
I got a lot riding on you here, 'raid. You best shut Face's Face down. Like way down. Way down dead down, foo'. Gangsta.
39) Most Helpful Member
Big D
This award is ridiculous to predict because it's someone different every damn time.
WINNER - 21
40) Cutest Couple
Rye & I'm my own MILF
And then Loony BoB and smittenkitten will win by 80 votes.
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight
Momiji
Some of these people stand no chance whatsoever but eh, it's not like you
commoners understand what we're looking for. Anyway I'm going for Momiji because it's apparent we're starting a trend of CK-SS so maybe you all think that's what staff want. (Pro-tip, Justin: Stop modwhoring. And stop arguing with CKs when they tell you to stop modwhoring. And don't message me to argue with me about this! I am right! You are wrong! Bow to my might!
Bow to it! *shakes fist*)
WINNER - 22
42) Get Banned
Aerith's Knight
You shouldn't have told people you found it offensive to be voted for this, dude. Show any sign of weakness to these people and they'll be all over you like a drunken Rye on prom night.
43) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
scrumpleberry
Her or Yaridovich. As I went with Yaridovich a lot earlier, I guess I should give her a chance.
WINNER - 23
44) Be an underage Olympic gymnast
Jojee
crap-shoot. Army of drooling fans etc. etc. heard it all before. I need a new term for them. Empire of Slobbering Vagrants. Yeah. That ought to do nicely. Jojo has an Empire of Slobbering Vagrants who love her which, while it might not be enough to conquer in more clearcut Ciddies like best RM/FS, will definitely give her the edge in these "who cares just pick one" Ciddies.
WINNER - 24
45) Be trolled
The Ceej
His little freakout in the FOX thread has won him the prize.
WINNER - 25
46) Be Santa
Loony BoB
Man with beard who likes little kids? Yeah that's our BoB alright.
WINNER - 26
47) Be Santa's little helper
Marshall Banana
=O (hi whenever I see your LJ icon in Rye's LJ I have to move my head in time with it please stop hypnotising me)
48) Be a reincarnation of Buddha
Pureghetto
Big fat asian. Gotta be.
WINNER - 27
49) Be the member most dropped as an infant
Demon Dude
mmmmbrrrrrrrrrrrrrr mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
50) Get Together
Rye & Marshall Banana
I don't know. This one could go any which way but I figured you're all perverts and you love lesbians so.