Day 2: Clothes optional


The day begins as Dan leaves the girls to play cards.



He stinks to high hell and is covered with green stink lines. What does he do? He goes from bed to bed, lying in each one for only five seconds or so, stinking every single one up. I don't know why the smurf he did that but it was hilarious.



Keith clogs the toilet and pisses all over the floor, and yet I still want to have sex with him because of that outfit.



Whoa what the hell did I miss here.



Apparently they both wish it had been Keith instead!



"When we're married, will you buy me pretty things?"



The man does this for hours. He hasn't been to bed at all. He just does endless shots of coffee, then juggles the cups, over and over.



Dan makes himself some food, and passes out in the kitchen. Meanwhile, Bunny asks MILF if they can hold hands, and Keith does his thing.



Bunny is the world's most retarded Sim, and Rye agrees. Whenever he gets up from the table, he complains the chair he was sitting in is in the way and refuses to move until I do something about it.



Psychotic wakes up, and discovers Dan's unconscious body. Evidently he plans to teabag him. Just look at him!



These Sims seriously smurfing love their cards, don't they?



I love this photo. Keith was playing on the Xbox and was yelling and whooping and getting all excited. Then the moment Shlup walks in, well...see for yourself!



The whore and the prude make breakfast.



Rye makes an awkward comment about Huxley's balls. Bunny is shocked, Psychotic is disgusted.



Keith walks past Dan's prone body and starts crying about him. I don't even know.



Shlup decides it's time for a naked barbeque.



Dan wakes up just in time to eat her hotdogs. I like to think he's saying "You should take your clothes off and join us."



THIRD WHEEL. Just look at their faces. They want him gone! (incidentally, Huxley doesn't like Rye in this game. He only has a 9 for her. She's 38 for him though, bless.)



Rye tries to score some alone time, but Huxley ignores her. Oh no!



Naked astronomy? My smurfing thread views are going to be the roof if she keeps this up.



The underwear craze spreads.



Seriously why are they obsessed with cards. As soon as one Sim stops playing, another one comes in to take their place.



Dan wakes up from a nap, and immediately he turns on the stereo, waking up a sleeping Rye.



Look at him go!



Well, she doesn't seem too pissed off about it all!



Oh my god. I want to laugh, cry and vomit simultaneously.



I turned my back on them for a couple of minutes to take care of something else, and when I go back, this had happened. Shot down!



I want her so bad.



What was I thinking?!



3 minutes to midnight, and I am greeted with this.

What will happen on Day 3? Will the fire kill everyone? Will Dan get another kiss out of Rye? Will Shlup put some clothes on? And will Keith finally smurfing go to bed? (he's been up for 36 hours now)