Day 4: The bathroom is the most romantic room in the house, apparently.

Let's see if Bunny is doing anything exciting!



Meh.



Whoa hello. I pissed all over the floor, and the second I stepped out of the stall, Shlup kisses my face off. Apparently she finds men who can't aim to be a turn on.

Also notice the potty I bought for Rye.



We then share a romantic moment, mopping up my urine. Also jesus christ what the hell did I do in that toilet.



The master at work again.



I think she just realises what she has gotten herself into.



Oh boy, a candelit TV dinner! Also notice festering saucepan row.



Huh. I guess that didn't go so well. Note to self: Do not ask girl to mop up my piss and then share warmed up food with plastic cutlery on the first date. Save it until after we smurf.



I eventually decide I have to get involved (I hate doing that. Usually I just let the Sims smurf about and do whatever) and order a mass clean up of the kitchen. Shlup and Jessweeee then both lay into Bunny about the mess!



"Congratulations dude, your girlfriend's a bitch".



The drinking club is open for business again, standing about in Dan's piss. Speaking of, let's see what he painted.



Oh. That's original.



Bunny is still fuming.
"And then those whores told me the plague-ridden saucepans were my fault. See what happens when you give them the vote?"
"Yeah yeah that's great dude now shut up and let me bowl".



Oh for the love of. Just smurf and get it out of your systems.



The green thing above their heads means they have become best friends. Boy. This is awkward.



And everybody who is awake begins to get drunk. At 7 AM. Also I love how Dan finds Shlup repulsive.



I don't know why they all have their backs to each other. "Hey, wouldn't it be weird if we were all famous internet stars and people were watching everything we did?"



Wow, apparently Shlup's idea freaked me out.



"So why do you keep painting the same picture, dude?"
"Well my good fellow, it's a metaphor for human suffering. You see, the green represents..."



World's most exciting Sim goes to sleep in his favourite spot and dreams of Shlup. Is he going to try to steal her from Psychotic?



Jessweee is the latest crier. Meanwhile, Rye dreams of toilets.



Well at least someone's enjoying themselves.



This is pretty not gay.



Stinky Rye wakes up and gets into the hot tub. "If I wear a bikini, will the thread views increase?"



Literally that is all she did in the hot tub. Got in, talked about ratings, got out. And bizarrely, now her and Dan are best friends. Stop being friends you faggots and smurf.



The Poor Hygiene Society meet in the kitchen.



Bunny corners Shlup in the bathroom and makes his move! Will it suceed?



No.



"The vote's coming up soon. Better take my clothes off and make hot dogs. I mean hey, it worked for Shlup, right?" TAKE A SHOWER FIRST WOMAN. UGH.



"Keith, want a hot d-"
"Oh my god you stink get away from me".



"Am I straight? What do you think?" asks Dan as he playfully splashes me with water.



An old friend is back.



Finally!



"They all think I'm out of my tree. Well, I'll show them! We'll see who's out of their tree when I fire this ray gun at them! ...oh wait it's just a telescope".



Keith joins the sausage fest and they talk about musical theatre. Honestly, the game wants me to write gay jokes.



Who is this green woman and why do they keep painting her?!



Two of the boys head to bed, but luckily Keith is joined by his favourite fashion buddy.



Bunny sells his rendition of the green woman for $2. Keith is impressed he got so much money for it. I mean the market is probably flooded with the things.



what the smurf



Jess and Huxley discuss her sordid past working in the red light district.



Hahahaha look at the look on his face that is so sinister.

Anyway, Dan got up and went to the bathroom, and then Rye just happened to use the bathroom at the same time. You're not fooling anyone, you obvious bitch!



I guess we know who the woman is in this relationship.



They're gonna smurf! I know it! They're really gonna smurf!







I leave you with this image of a sexually frustrated chef, taken at exactly midnight.