EoFF Sims 2 Last Sim Standing Interactive Thread o' Woo-Hoo

[.:kerrod:.]

hahaha, i only just discovered this thread and i'm so disappointed i couldn't get involved

but for the past three days, i've just been reading everything everybody has posted and it's no easy feat to make me do that, there's 35 pages...but it's so funny i had to keep going...i know you already have included a second wave of EoFFers and everything, but if there is an opportunity for a new person, please consider me i won't put in my details now because i highly doubt you'll need another person, but as mentioned, it would be awesome to be considered if need be

but seeing as i'm probably not going to get to participate; poasting in epic thread

[Flying Mullet]

Day 12 has easily been your best work yet. Hux and Kieth lovin' it up, Dan making out with the old lady, Rye telling the old lady to step up and the old lady bitch-slaps Rye, scrumpleberry playing in puddles of pee and making Dan jealous with her xzylophone, Hux playing with the baby and leaving the baby in the middle of the road. Yeah, I could go on an on, but easily the best day yet.

[scrumpleberry]

oh Sarah Jessica Parker when will you learn

No sex and the city is a good laugh. It isn't the best out there though. Replace it with Ugly Betty? (Half hoping that you hate that show too and will also hilariously murder America Ferrara who is actually pretty cool.)

[demondude]

Keith & Huxley for marriage!

[Flying Mullet]

Keith & Huxley for marriage!

Or MLT Get Together?

[Psychotic]

Day 12: POOL PARTY!

When we last left the other house, Momiji was dreaming of Rye. Let's see what he's dreaming about now.



Oh.



I feel kind of bad for him that his last act in this house is to clean the bath.



Pool party! Only these three got invites. TSoL seems to blame qwerty for this predicament. Let's see what he's up to.



I'm only really posting this for Yaridovich's sake, truth be told.



Lekana, surprise surprise, is eating and wants me.



The B-Team Sims live in filth.



Or they would, but qwerty goes around picking things up, loading the dishwasher and scrubbing the counters. He'd fit in well in the main house.



Lekana decides Momiji is no longer allowed to sleep.



This drives him even more insane and so he whips out that stupid ball again. Lekana tries to sleep, but can't, because...



qwerty is giving her a taste of her own medicine.



"Dude! TSoL! Hi-five!"



"Or low-five, whichever works for you."



"...oh."



The Sims are too lazy to go down to the pool to cry, so instead they gather in the Lounge to mourn the guy they voted to kill.



Except Lekana. She is busy. :rolleyes2



"Dear Diary: I keep having these weird dreams that I am a stuffed bear in a house full of freaks. A ghost even raped me recently."



"Be back in a minute guys, I have to go play...uh....Chess...with that Shiny woman from next door "



"Oh wait it's that insane stalker who loves Keith and hates me. About turn!"



The Glasses Mafia discuss what I can only assume to be anime.



It's like he's angry at him for drowning.



Don't give me that look. You voted for him.



Momiji is so upset he puts down his pop tart to cry.



He's so upset he doesn't even want it anymore.

"You packed a bag for the big house already? Arrogant prick!"



I am not entirely sure now Noctiluca does this, but it's impressive.



She spent a lot of time doing this. I am not sure if I want to know what she was looking at.



OH WHAT THE smurf

who invited this prick in and why is he eating their meat sandwiches?



"Eff that, I'm out of here. Just going down the local art gallery, folks, be back in 10!"



"Mmmm dat boi is fiiiiiiiiiiine"



Apparently seeing Keith has got him in the mood for love.



"I wonder what he's doing RIGHT NOW"



These two are getting along like a house on fire. I am not that surprised.



LunarxShiny!



Clouded Sky lost an arm, drowned, and nobody cared. Seriously, not a single Sim cried or got an unhappy thought.



"Yes, the last one is dead now. The operation is going according to plan."



"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".



Hey, it's Necronopticous!



He goes right upstairs, and the second he arrives, Justin jumps up to attention. "Nah man I don't know this guy. He's just a friend of qwerty's."



ahahahahaha.



Perfect WTF face.



"Oh Jeremy! Hold me and never let me go!"



Lekana pretends to read the paper while she spies on the blossoming manlove. "Iraq Obama became a resident?" she says. "That's nice, we'll have to welcome him to the neighbourhood".

NOW TIME TO SEE WHAT OUR SIMS DO BEST!



Brandon tries to make friends; Shiny shuns a freak.



Lunar plays the piano.



Necro games.



qwerty cleans.



Lekana does yet another shot of coffee. (she has not slept yet)



"Wow, my rating on Wyoming Juggs has gone up to 7.8!"



Shiny eventually gets fed up with this guy.



I bet nobody saw this coming!



I then take them out to a Goth Club. Where better to ponder your impending doom?



Lunar immediately begins to get dowwwwwn!



qwerty does not.



Ah look, the Stalker Convention is holding a meeting. Cowgirl Whore is running late.

"I usually like to sneak into their rooms at night and kiss them as they sleep."



"Personally I prefer to wear a wide-brimmed hat to hide my face".



Shiny tries to dance with Lunar but just can't keep up!



Pinball brings out the gay in most people.



See what I mean? The bar is full of women and he has his back to them.



He does this the entire night!



Look who arrives as I order them to leave.



Seeing as how I am the only man she has expressed an interest in, I am slightly disturbed.

Want to know what our Sims came home to?




I sort of want to know what happened, but on the other hand, I sort of don't.

[demondude]

I can't wait 'til June!

EDIT: You posted an update seconds before I replied. Better get to reading!

EDIT2: Awesome update. I knew Momiji would become more interesting as this progressed. I really want to know what happened at the end there, it must have been crazy. xD

[Flying Mullet]

"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".

"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".

If you're going to recycle a joke/scene, at least recycle one of the better ones.

[Marshall Banana]

"Oh Jeremy! Hold me and never let me go!"

I'm not surprised.

[scrumpleberry]

It's the crossover and the fact that the events happen simultaneously that's funny, he's not recycling >: ( You're well rubbish anyway, Ol' Man Mulley.

ALSO I WANT THEM ALL TO LIIIIIVE

[Psychotic]

It's the crossover and the fact that the events happen simultaneously that's funny, he's not recycling >: ( You're well rubbish anyway, Ol' Man Mulley.

Yeah that's why I did it. I figured it'd be a bit weird if Lekana spent the entire day in the bath or something when she was supposed to have phoned. You can also see Psychotic leaving the EoFF House briefly and Lunar going to the Art Gallery in the previous update.

[Dignified Pauper]

Qwerty is the new keith. He should be put into the main house so that keith and he can be innocent together.... and huxey will probably kill qwerty since he loves only keith.

[Psychotic]

Oh yeah that reminds me.

VOTE NOW
Pick TWO of the following to go into the EoFF House.
qwertyxsora
Momiji
Shiny
Noctiluca
Lekana

Only one will be going into the house, but I know I couldn't pick just one so maybe you have the same problem!

[demondude]

Momiji and Shiny.

What are you gonna do with that other house?

[Psychotic]

Kill.