Dr. Lekana, Phd in Doom, Masters in Quake.

[Goldenboko]

I would send a virus to delete all the porn from the internet, the world would do the rest.

[Old Manus]

Africa

effective

cool story brah

[Darkswordofchaos]

I would send a virus to delete all the porn from the internet, the world would do the rest.

how could you think of somthing so horrible

[Madame Adequate]

Africa

effective

cool story brah

Is it 'cos they is black?

[AwesomeGuy]

I would take over Africa, running on the platform "I am not a genocidal lunatic" which would pretty much guarantee my victory. Then I would marshal the continent's vast human and material resources into an effective military, industrial, and technological power.

The rest writes itself.

>Africa
>vast human resources

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yeah, vast for self destruction. You made me laugh. Well played.

[Lawr]

One thing I would do is after my Doomsday Device is created, I kill off all of the people that helped with its creation, and kill their families, contacts, and connections.

We can't have the risk of more than one doomsday device. Not in my world.

[Darkswordofchaos]

if you destroy the world were will you live

[Lawr]

It's a biological weapon. Kill off my enemies from the insides, and let the good ones live.

I'm not foolish enough to make something explosive!

[Darkswordofchaos]

i would blow up the world and just live on the moon with all the most beautiful women in the world

[Loony BoB]

I have an evil plan to save the world for every man, and I think it's better than the way it's being run. Oh, the groundwork's laid! No, don't be afraid... I'm sure that I can fix it when I figure out the physics. My evil plan to save the world! Just you wait 'till it's unfurled. It'll go down in history! It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic. I can't believe I made it up myself. I have an evil plan to save the world you understand. The exemplary feat - you'd think I'd have to cheat! I'd make Voltaire proud, deep and furrow browed. Uncanny and so clever, it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!" My evil plan to save the world! Just you wait 'till it's unfurled. It'll go down in history, yeah! It's prophetic... no, it's not pathetic! I can't believe I made it up myself.

[Darkswordofchaos]

an evil plan to save the world

isnt that an oxymoron

[Peegee]

I would develop an airborne virus that is degenerative to human cognitive abilities and unleash this horror upon the world.

You don't want me to be a supervillain or to have any sort of significant power. Nihilism + genocide is a terrible mix.

[Darkswordofchaos]

I would develop an airborne virus that is degenerative to human cognitive abilities and unleash this horror upon the world.

you mean the internet

[Bunny]

Then I'd make robot dragons and take out Germany, cause with their track record I don't want to smurf with them.

What track record? Losing? Yeah, that's scary.

My evil plan consists of a set of panda bears, nine and a half koala bears and a bottle of mountain dew. I will not bore you with the details.

[Psychotic]

This thread is now about Cacodemons.