I think the word you were looking for was “boy.” The majority of the user-base here are lonely and miserable, and I am not an exception.
Also, abstaining from ramming things down throats won’t get you anywhere here. You shouldn’t be afraid of trying new things—everybody does it.
For future reference, I will provide a link to a rammer-of-things-down-throats master’s profile page: <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/the%2Bceej.html" title="Keep off the grass.">Here you go</a>.
When you’re done with reading up, you should be good to go.