Quote Originally Posted by squiike View Post
Omg tifa got big braestssS!!!11one11!!! which do u think is best? tifa or aerizzzZ? breast over brain yeah! omgz rolf. And i absolutely love the One winged angel song! omg they sing in a language i cant understand and its so mysterious and uber cool!

and sephiroth is teh sexxorz
Oh for smurf's sake, are you ting me?! What, is there like a factory somewhere that s you mothersmurfers out, because I swear there are more of you than the number of people in Africa with AIDS. Seriously now, I don't even know if it's worth the trouble to respond to you, let's I get smurfing assaulted by another God-forsaken paragraph of this tripe. You're just another pathetic internet wapanese who needs to stop sucking up all the precious air this world has. So you like Tifa huh? Well have fun fapping in your mother's basement to hentai of her for the rest of your life, as you'll never get anything close to that within two blocks of you. I guess you'd have better luck with Aerith, but that's only because she is so retardedly brain damaged it's be like scoring a date with Terri Schiavo. Also, I doubt you'll have to worry about picking between brains and breast, as any girl with an ounce of either would call the smurfing cops on you before you could say "gurl!!!1!!"

One Winged Angel has got the be the most overrated piece of music in the last century, beating out the likes of "Ice Ice Baby" and "Cotton Eye Joe". Also, I specifically blame you and your like of it for the fact that there's now smurfing Latin chanting at anything that closely approximates a dramatic moment. Good smurfing lord it's getting ridiculous, and it's all thanks to you.

Finally, I can't tell why you would want to have sex with a gender confused clone who likely has a dick the size of a paper clip by the amount of compensating he does with that sword of his. I have no choice but to assume that you're bi, but to do sould would insult all of my bi friends who have a smurfing shred of dignity.

Smurf you squiike, smurf you.

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Eh, not fantastic, but I wanted to get in before it was too late. I don't think I've ever typed that many swear words before.